Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!

swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too

bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys

simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us

AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.

calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal

Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.

auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr

the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.

bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.

imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.

HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...

Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation

don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.

with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.

pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...

HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!

my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!

Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass

once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent

mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma

bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.

get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.

lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku

now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.

haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.

why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.

i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.

h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets

Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way