Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone

replaced by the meek
Haiku # 22104 September 5, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation

fundamental nightmares?
Haiku # 22103 September 5, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...

no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked
Haiku # 22102 September 5, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end

to the kali yuga
Haiku # 22101 September 5, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by Moxie
speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there

know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)
Haiku # 22100 September 5, 2002 11:40 am ET
by Haikuminator
Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special
Haiku # 22099 September 5, 2002 11:31 am ET
by onjaysun
oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf
Haiku # 22098 September 5, 2002 8:56 am ET
by ash
poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere

lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser

Haiku # 22097 September 5, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Justin
vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers
Haiku # 22096 September 4, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ash
i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief
Haiku # 22095 September 4, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by janis
it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too
Haiku # 22094 September 4, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by ap who seldom posts but always reads and some of this stuff is pretty funny
Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?
Haiku # 22093 September 4, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy

see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows
Haiku # 22092 September 4, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by mellie
poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...

this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN
Haiku # 22091 September 4, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever
Haiku # 22090 September 4, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by onjaysun
The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul
Haiku # 22089 September 4, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by Janis
Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?
Haiku # 22088 September 4, 2002 11:55 am ET
by onjaysun
hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time

yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one
Haiku # 22087 September 3, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage
Haiku # 22086 September 3, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by onjaysun
Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.
Haiku # 22085 September 3, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by #1 stunna of once again (for old time's sake)
Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature

go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition
Haiku # 22084 September 3, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
quiet shiteater
your vile references
are not needed here
Haiku # 22083 September 3, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Trading Spaces Doug
What's with the brown, still stuck in
Sig Freud's anal stage
Haiku # 22082 September 3, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
i agree with ash
look- *UBER* *UBER* *UBER*
go have a hissy

(an *UBER* hissy)
Haiku # 22081 September 3, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Uber Alles
homophobia ?
and xenophobia too ?
just get uber it

Haiku # 22080 September 3, 2002 9:57 am ET
by ash
death to the boys
who constantly say uber.
do you have a lisp?
(hint hint limp wrist)
Haiku # 22079 September 3, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lips McCoy dies scared
with a flurry of buckshot
like it aint no thang
Haiku # 22078 September 3, 2002 1:07 am ET
by bukkake-tron
i comprend se
Haiku # 22077 September 3, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.
Haiku # 22076 September 2, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by #1 stunna of lemme e'splain
Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"
Haiku # 22075 September 2, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by #1 stunna of it tur, it tur
is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?

or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?
Haiku # 22074 September 2, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some really terrible haiku here lately :)
the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind
Haiku # 22073 September 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by ash
oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"
Haiku # 22072 September 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Haikuminator
here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest
Haiku # 22071 September 2, 2002 9:16 pm ET
by ash
who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded
Haiku # 22069 September 2, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by Justin
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!

get a life creep
Haiku # 22068 September 2, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Haikuminator
ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll
Haiku # 22066 September 2, 2002 3:32 am ET
by Justin
au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!

imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???

Haikuminator=1 ash=0
Haiku # 22065 September 2, 2002 2:41 am ET
by Haikuminator
such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony
Haiku # 22064 September 2, 2002 12:26 am ET
by ash
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here comes ash again.....

Haiku # 22063 September 1, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Haikuminator
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here it comes again.....
Haiku # 22062 September 1, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ash
blithely transcendent
i ignore such bad haiku
which is worse than bad
Haiku # 22061 September 1, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by ash
Smellie, you fucktard
>YOU< are what's wrong here
goddamn Hooverhead

switch your "suck" to "blow"
you gimpy, tit-knocking twat
piece of useless shit
Haiku # 22060 September 1, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Haikuminator
I just like saying
I dont give a rat
Haiku # 22059 September 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by mellie
what has happened here?
all this hate & cruelty
you should be ashamed!

haikus are peaceful
please try to find your way back
to decency soon!
Haiku # 22058 September 1, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by voice of reason
C'est vrai! Le fran
Haiku # 22057 September 1, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by adolph
hey ASStahari
LaFayette was a pussy!!
suck on my oui-oui

those friggin' French skeeves
don't get me started on them
smelly subhumans...
Haiku # 22056 September 1, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Anon M. Ass
Beaudelaire old pal
you tell the same stories in
frenchier words, that's it.
Haiku # 22055 September 1, 2002 10:12 am ET
by mastahari of austria
hey Leviculus
nice attempt to be profound
you backwards hayseed

you have fallen short
with your tail between your legs
disgraceful exit

(with a fava bean up your ass)
Haiku # 22053 September 1, 2002 8:33 am ET
by Bob
haughty as the mouse
pleased with new morsels pilfered!
-before the cat springs-

and now quick springing
claws deep. maw dripping. with Bob.
[and fresh FAVA beans]
Haiku # 22052 September 1, 2002 3:58 am ET
by Leviculus