a dog with two heads
schizoid barking from both ends
oh, one's your arse then?

pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua

welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen

im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man

bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt

turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse

hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick

souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now

the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis

woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same

ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits

romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one

the true wealth in life
good health, family and friends
past through the ages

say you are worthy
that these things can all be yours
touch that bright light now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

at the rainbows end
the lion and the lamb dance
strength in unity

we all need someone
to tell us we are special
i feel that love now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

i can help you all
find the beauty within you
karma be your guide

ginseng is nectar
have deep faith in what is true
want for better things
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

embrace your fears
put a positive light on
everything you see

we all need some hope
brothers and sisters are we
standing together
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

if you listen close
you will hear the fish singing
under blue waters

they are one with life
empowered by the faeries
swimming streams of peace
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

my gift to the world
is a wish of peace and love
sent on angel's wings

it's such a good thing
to care for one another
kindred spirits all
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

rejoice in the smile
of a puppy or kitten
warm bundles of love

the feeling you get
watching their happy tails wag
fills your hearts with love
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

calling all pixies
we all need a group hug here
to help heal the wounds

believe in yourselves
believe in pixie power
they will make you smile
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

moxie still can't count
oh boy, this is a tough case
he needs some learnin'

Moxie needs a hug
and don't go into the light
We are here for you

Oh yeah, Kum-by-yah

wow- look what i did
the Mox rants like a loony
forgetting haikus

either post haikus the correct way, or please leave

those who suck are merely
the pawns of liberal media Survivor
fuck, shit, masturbate

kill your yuppie liberal friends
for a fucking song
Shemhamforash Hail Satan

consume the soap opera
laugh at your lives as you
set the guns to your heads

but delay to watch another suffer
when out of images
pull the trigger

embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear

of mediocrity and a need for it

I want to lower myself
below you to shock the better
the truth is shocking to a loser society

hollering loser to the unaware
shoot your wives and call your next book
naked something

it's all how you percieve them

if they suck, they suck

if they don't they don't

Moxie, why must you add
an extra line of bullshit
to your lameass haikus???

haven't we suffered enough???

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna
bukkake-tron
mellie
onjaysun
Bob
Haikuminator
Moxie
mastahari
ash (my bitchdawg)

controversy is a
tense moment of someone
trying to get attention

for a smile or a cause

the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone

replaced by the meek

Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation

fundamental nightmares?

does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...

no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked

the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end

to the kali yuga

speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there

know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)

Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special

oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf

poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere

lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser

vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers

i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief

it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too

Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?

barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy

see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows

poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...

this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN

Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever

The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul

Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?

hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time

yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one

Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage

Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.

Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature

go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition