my apologies
all arseholes look much the same
within short poems

greetings boston gal
things here remain much the same
occasional mirth

haikuminator
that ash-hole thinks i am YOU!
he is a retard

another attempt
to come out of this on top
pathetic really

you have no answers
so don't bother to reply
with nothing to say

i am a retard
i die a thousand deaths more
im a whiny beeyatch

amidst the swirling
winds from cool northern mountains
a breath of fresh air

made YOU barking mad
time for you to take a walk
fetch your lead for me

savaged by retards
i die a thousand deaths more
none of them fatal

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

different people?
i'm not entirely convinced
you're too similar

my barking chew toy
wants attention...acceptance
how's it feel to want?

ash wants a gang rape???
i think he is serious
brain in his asshole

listen to that queer
what a paranoid fruitcake
he makes me laugh so

he's getting madder
frustrated with his sad self
a hopeless screwup

now you're ganging up
all three of the same person
disintegrated

is your leash too tight???
my poor little puppydog
nobody loves you

hey ash-hole! YOU LOSE!!!!!
you're such an utter fuckwit
no dignity there

ho hum, boring wimp
truth isn't your opinion
i'm cowering...... not

i feel your anger
you know it pleases me so
to read yor tantrums
:)

you dance when i say
i own you and you know it
you'll deny, but lie

what cry for pity?
you aren't just irrational
you are plain stupid

typical reply
the cry for some sympathy
when nobody cares

*boo-hoo*

how superior
a self appointed master ?
not one little bit

voted the loser
by a mere jury of one
my life is ruined

nice try needle dick
i've already neutered you
spineless AND nutless

ash is a poodle
a gay french man's powderpuff
ash-hole lost again

a dog with two heads
schizoid barking from both ends
oh, one's your arse then?

pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua

welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen

im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man

bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt

turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse

hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick

souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now

the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis

woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same

ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits

romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one

the true wealth in life
good health, family and friends
past through the ages

say you are worthy
that these things can all be yours
touch that bright light now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

at the rainbows end
the lion and the lamb dance
strength in unity

we all need someone
to tell us we are special
i feel that love now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

i can help you all
find the beauty within you
karma be your guide

ginseng is nectar
have deep faith in what is true
want for better things
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

embrace your fears
put a positive light on
everything you see

we all need some hope
brothers and sisters are we
standing together
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

if you listen close
you will hear the fish singing
under blue waters

they are one with life
empowered by the faeries
swimming streams of peace
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

my gift to the world
is a wish of peace and love
sent on angel's wings

it's such a good thing
to care for one another
kindred spirits all
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

rejoice in the smile
of a puppy or kitten
warm bundles of love

the feeling you get
watching their happy tails wag
fills your hearts with love
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

calling all pixies
we all need a group hug here
to help heal the wounds

believe in yourselves
believe in pixie power
they will make you smile
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

moxie still can't count
oh boy, this is a tough case
he needs some learnin'

Moxie needs a hug
and don't go into the light
We are here for you

Oh yeah, Kum-by-yah

wow- look what i did
the Mox rants like a loony
forgetting haikus

either post haikus the correct way, or please leave

those who suck are merely
the pawns of liberal media Survivor
fuck, shit, masturbate

kill your yuppie liberal friends
for a fucking song
Shemhamforash Hail Satan

consume the soap opera
laugh at your lives as you
set the guns to your heads

but delay to watch another suffer
when out of images
pull the trigger

embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear

of mediocrity and a need for it