Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now

Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here

Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!

horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit

http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"

the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy

it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves

urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to

virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all

with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art

soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk

How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super

a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes

the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...

heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down

what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?

Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.

sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water

she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...

Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.

It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.

A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty

Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears

Back with a facelift
It's an all-new Bad Haiku
Look at all the wood.

The Silly Putty
Sitting lonely on the desk
The gravity wins

It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last

It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam

Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?

the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?

the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns

ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US

Someone set up us the bomb!



All you base are belong to us.

well, as the form says:
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
though who can say why...

so many return
because they can't stop themselves
haiku heroin

thanks for the nice words
but about all those fun drugs...
not sure i can wait

A message sent as old as time,
A message not always told by rhyme.
A dream of hope and love so refine,
A dream of a boy told through my eye.

I type on my blueberry stained keyboard
She types on my heart
We type to each other =)

Scotch, such the cut-up
Now you'll have a great story
And they give you DRUGS!

the image persists:
the saw meeting my ribcage...
that'll leave a mark!

so much for cycling
passionate sex is out, too
what's left then - knitting?

"you have a big heart,"
i was told, sadly by my
cardiologist

thirty four years old,
vegetarian and fit...
george burns is laughing

OH MY GOD, A TICK!
GET IT OFF ME! Oh...just a
Watermelon seed.

Stinky booty, ugh!
Why don't you pull up your pants
I'm trying to eat here

it's sitting at a
crossroads, not well, a person
looking for a road

cower at anon
"all your bases will belong"
trip the booby hatch

born again poet
it's moxie resurrected
counting like a pro

the morning coffee
and saving my own soul from
it's decaying self

tasteless offerings
with quite a loss of relish
and no seasoning

in this empty house
with the windows rattling,
the doors slam and slam