all alone in here
there's no one to talk to me
where is everyone??

good to stay in bed
on a day thats just like this
hugging my teddy

its pouring down rain
jumping in the rain puddles
like being a kid

rain rain go away
I want to go out and play
guess someother day

The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent

nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku

To Ash Im sorry
I didnt see who you ment
can you forgive me

what to write about
on such a gloomy rain day
good day for a nap

get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower

Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain

not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white

don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself

pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search

how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site

intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out

funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody

combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds

Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!

It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway

Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets

Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm

Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun

This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese

Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road

writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract

middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush

seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic

my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas

no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors

totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes

forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige

got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes

being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue

Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!

better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks

so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock

Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.

I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen

Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now

Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here

Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!

horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit

http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"

the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy

it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves

urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to

virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all

with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art

soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk

How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super