Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong

change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen

early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement

Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.

familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you

The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets

i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another

a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain

apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood

Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball

we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true

The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back

my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.

the kid is not mine,
why do i love him so much?
breaking up sucks ass.

worn gifts from the sea
sands do sparkle jewel-covered
recycled old glass

I liked the search,
more than the preview function,
where is the past now?

Knowing I should work
I am somehow compelled to
wallow in bad poems

my love for you is,
all that i know and want too
wishing for your touch

another virgo
celebrates this autumn day
past presents future

telling my girlfriend
that i no longer love her
is going to be hard

all alone in here
there's no one to talk to me
where is everyone??

good to stay in bed
on a day thats just like this
hugging my teddy

its pouring down rain
jumping in the rain puddles
like being a kid

rain rain go away
I want to go out and play
guess someother day

The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent

nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku

To Ash Im sorry
I didnt see who you ment
can you forgive me

what to write about
on such a gloomy rain day
good day for a nap

get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower

Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain

not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white

don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself

pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search

how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site

intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out

funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody

combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds

Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!

It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway

Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets

Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm

Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun

This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese

Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road

writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract

middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush

seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic

my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas

no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors

totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes