Blemished by sunlight
and radiation poison,
still won't kill the dog.

kaiser, translated:
"german emperor health plan"
it fails to comfort

undecided course
like a flummoxed kitty-cat
on the mantlepiece

Hans
His soul
Hans-Olo
Leader of the
New Frontier
Fearless
Chief

abundant monkeys
plethora of bananas
equals bad haiku

one would also think
that writing like a monkey
makes no sense at all

Long ten hour shift
Followed by Saturday Shift
I hate part time work.

SuperMicro hate
Has poisoned haiku talent!
...mail them shit in box!

Super-Micro Sucks
Feel the wrath of my hot
Frothy urnine hate!

after a short while
owning a monkey ceases
to be amusing

political power, influence and control
cunt bitch twat slut 'ho
damn that girl is good

Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again

polysyallabic words
come to me too easily
check out my egg-shaped head!

when i had my last
emotional meltdown the
staff gave me some shots

while painting your portrait
i gesture wildly and howl
the canvas is blank

chinese ping pong team
rushing in to rescue me
wearing red sweatsuits

the first girl i fucked
fell off her motorcycle
seven years later

swing away tobey
bash that fucking alien
st~~~~ht up the ol' squash

when i cried at lunch
the other plumbers noticed
and chewed thoughtfully

duh

just don't get burned out
think how your work would suffer
haiku for the team

Merriam-Webster
(no crystal ball needed here)
all can be foreseen

well, quite honestly
(without "this" bad typing boss)
there'd be no haiku

could this be my work,
and fixing bugs, goofing off
while i write haiku?


either way, i'm paid
and quite well per syllable
life is but a dream

spelling's not the prob
simply that typos abound
when boss is around

the question is moot
cause if one can't spell friends, well
how can one be one

freinds cannot be made
they happen, like rain and dreams
none of them forseen

from a round white bowl
scent of peaches ripening
near the radio

oh yeah, i know art...
i know him when i see him
every now and then

you remember art
known to frequent many spots
(hangs around a lot)

laser quick, lightning
blurs and bursts the sky. Blinded
lovers laughter soars

second line should read
pondering analogy
didn't need that "the"

stars shiny rivets
fasten night onto the sky
buttons come undone

"tsk, tsk" Art mutters
pondering the analogy
Draw the shades at least

who is this art guy?
i don't think i've seen his work
not here, anyway

art manipulates
transformation incomplete
cloned himself once more

my sweet old et al
who took her leave of this place
and came back with more

Cloned myself today
Undressed and molested him
Then we got pizza

saffron leaves do fall
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end

art manipulates
transformation incomplete
too many boo boos

cool windy whispers
mark autumn's sudden onset
where's my jacket?

It's true about the
rushing. Haiku miscounted
usually due to that

should know much better
quick submissions usually
do come out all wrong

haiku poetry
where the last writen word gleams
with an extra beat

impulsive artist
wondering where the words went
may try again tomorrow

The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.

bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette

27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched

jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air

used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple

My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus