one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash

to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time

Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable

That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.

I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely

maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'

been away sometime
the break was nice, I didn't
really miss haiku


but still temptation
kicked in to see what scotch has
been posting in here

janis coming to
san francisco? well this is
quite a nice surprise

i walk streets alone
with only my dog's red leash
i am so lonely

Upon waking up
I find my bed to be warm
Resume snuggling.

once, but only once,
will you give all of your heart
then you learn not to

why I had to leave
autumn came on equinox
now it's time for change

why i had to leave:
fake cable cars with engines
abominations!

once, but only once,
i called it "frisco" myself
next stop: alcatraz

Cats exist to teach
us that not everything in
nature has purpose.

if dogs ruled the world
there would be no dignity
cats do have it all

If dogs ruled the world
"Doggie" bags would be outlawed
And cats would be fucked!

on the big island
one can live quite cheaply...no?
spare amenities

asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku

and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling

Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?

I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf

words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious

that yeast fixation
mix well with voyeurism :
candida cam'ra

roll the clocks forwards
invest my daylight savings
somewhere at the beach

but congrats to you
as long as its not your floor
brewing is big fun

before pitching yeast
i shook it for aeration
way, way too much air

last night's fiasco:
broken carboy and spilled beer
slippery when wet

if you're gonna flame
you should play some attention
count wasn't the point

organic chemist
quit work for a better job
microbrewmaster

sumptuous repast
delectable favorites
cheeseburger and fries


leave the scraps for birds
they'll take care of everything
except for wrappers

a tale rightly heard
is miracle to rival
a tale rightly told

count this you maroons!
before you know it a line might just creep off the syllable chart
oh my god! what will we do?

been away too long
good to see this is still here
after all these years

baking panty bread
she busies herself scratching
damn, that is frothy

yes, of course, the count
but i would have been remiss
if i'd let it go

Oakland won in ten
Seattle fans left early
And I just big smiled.

Fremont Troll had a
Religious experience
with my little gnome.

Seatown, much coffee
much police, yet where can a
guy get some donuts?

Went to Victoria
It's like in Canada, eh!
Love spending loonies.

Seattle Duck tour
All it is quacked up to be
Worth the extra bills

Knew I would get flamed
For the incorrect grammar
It's the count you know

Markings of insanity
Scars that won't fade
The bed has me captive
There is no point
Bastards in naples yellow

if you say "frisco"
you can't leave fisherman's wharf
i don't make the rules

If you mean this one
Then yes, I know what you mean
by Blemished by sun

OMG!!!! Mario
Sunshine is the shit. I mean,
for real, it's that tight.

Read Barefoot Gen. Then
you will understand the whole
blemished by sun thing.

Afternoon coffee
A rest from the chaos of
Mario Sunshine

Flying to 'frisco
For the Yankee thanksgiving
On Aeroplan miles

Sometimes I feel like
I want to be a member
Of a different club

the blemished by sun
thing was up too long without
a new submission