scanning bad haiku
looking for the best of bad
ignoring the smut
by Asian Spice
Act as if the whole
world depends on intentions
and know that it does.
by Anonymous Poet
write a bad haiku
then submit a bad haiku
read haiku at last
by Haiku Dude
When night falls again
I shall embark upon you
Oops, that's the wrong hole
by Shakespeare
come she said. who me?
I said. yes, she said.
thanks for the blowjob
by Anonymous Poet
In the glow of screen
Hark, upon the web horizon
Pixels make no sense
by Anonymous Poet
Bend over and take it
Squeal like a baby chipmonk
Now bark horny frog
by Paul Oakenfold
Whispering flowers
soothe mine aching balls
as water, flow smooth again
by Reginald T. Winthrope
Your butt smells like... like...
I'm trying to remember
Oh yeah, your grandma
by Anonymous Poet
Another bad haiku
Where do all of these come from
And where do they go?
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fucking around
This is really serious
Art in sublime rhythm
by Sammy
goats do it better
just ask old bob with the grin
eating my garbage
by Anonymous Poet
let me lick your ass
brown is the color of love
lets get down and eat
by Anonymous Poet
find it in your cock
to fuck me like your gramma
biggest cock i've seen
by simple simon
a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock
by Barry Goldwater
haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...
by Mr. Big Dick
Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly
by Ken Kesey
her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see
by Howling Wolfgang Mozart
crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner
by Anonymous Poet
sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun
by Anonymous Poet
bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now
by Anonymous Poet
lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now
by Anonymous Poet
i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits
by Anonymous Poet
Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking
by Prescott Bush
the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...
by Anonymous Poet
Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!
by Bill Graham in association with SATAN
And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go
by the other guy
As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth
by Pope John Paul IX
Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!
by Billary Clinton
This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job
by the plumbers
Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done
by Anonymous Poet
There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates
by Anonymous Poet
the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!
by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck
by Julio Inglesias
To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine
by Sgt. Pepper
dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long
by Virile Frank Sullivan
To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
by Anonymous Poet
my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things
by Anonymous Poet
are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
by Anonymous Poet
