loved that crazy cyber porn
until I noticed my Uncle Sam
looking back, just plain creepy

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"check out my pictures"
"refil your toner cartridge"
spam fills my inbox

close my eyes, dreaming
world's begin, and end
voodoo monkey watches, laughing

the women in the yellow wallpaper
looking at me
prevents me from eating my cookie

I first read Jane Eyre,
then compared it with Vanity Fair
got zero in the exam

chrysanthemum blooms
flowering upon stone steps
seeking autumn's sun

dark silence broken
falling on dusty pathways
late October rain

another new moon
deepest velvet sky assailed
shot with pristine light

ethereal lamp
moon is blown across the bay
leaves a silver trail

scanning bad haiku
looking for the best of bad
ignoring the smut

Act as if the whole
world depends on intentions
and know that it does.

write a bad haiku
then submit a bad haiku
read haiku at last

When night falls again
I shall embark upon you
Oops, that's the wrong hole

come she said. who me?
I said. yes, she said.
thanks for the blowjob

In the glow of screen
Hark, upon the web horizon
Pixels make no sense

Bend over and take it
Squeal like a baby chipmonk
Now bark horny frog

Whispering flowers
soothe mine aching balls
as water, flow smooth again

Your butt smells like... like...
I'm trying to remember
Oh yeah, your grandma

d'oh!

Another bad haiku
Where do all of these come from
And where do they go?

Stop fucking around
This is really serious
Art in sublime rhythm

goats do it better
just ask old bob with the grin
eating my garbage

let me lick your ass
brown is the color of love
lets get down and eat

find it in your cock
to fuck me like your gramma
biggest cock i've seen

a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock

haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...

Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly

her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see

crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner

sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun

bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now

lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now

i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits

Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking

the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...

Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!

And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go

As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth

Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!

This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job

Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma

One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done

There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates

the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!

Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck

To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine

dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long