against the doorway
in the dark you held me up
with just 2 fingers
by Atomic Girl
 
			
she asked for my hand
I said you may have it;
but the rest is mine.
by Atomic Girl
 
			
You drool like a dog
It frightens little children
Put it in your mouth
by Grabedwrong of U.S.A. 
 
			
Pigeon in the street 
Must have been hit by a car
Wish I had some bread
by Loose Bruce of Piedmont, 
 
			
some foxes are dumb
maybe he is a squirrel
his nuts are salty
by Kackarott
 
			
Skinny Pete likes feet
he makes them bloody and raw
who cares, lets drink more!
by Kackarott
 
			
i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker
by theFOX
 
			
snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!
by theFOX
 
			
oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses
by Kackarott
 
			
merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit
by Kackarott
 
			
It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff
by rightonbrother of san Fran man, gratefulnation 
 
			
Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt
by Miss Awgynist
 
			
Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
by Kackarott
 
			
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
by Kackarott
 
			
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A 
 
			
spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby 
by Thunder Stork
 
			
broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
by Thunder Stork
 
			
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
by ash
 
			
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
by ash
 
			
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
by Monkfish
 
			
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
by Monkfish
 
			
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
by eroc
 
			
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
by eroc
 
			
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
by eroc
 
			
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
by eroc
 
			
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
by ash
 
			
mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die
by ash
 
			
come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
by Thunder Stork
 
			
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
by chris
 
			
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
by chris
 
			
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
by chris
 
			
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
by Ivy of El Aay, wow. 
 
			
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
by Ivy of El Aay, wow. 
 
			
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
by oldnasty of LBC, 
 
			
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
by oldnasty of LBC, 
 
			
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
by Extension Sauce
 
			
Jill sugar danish 
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
by Extension Sauce
 
			
Click 
here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
 
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch 
 
			
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave
Hot sex with a corpse
by CODE BLEU
 
			
Drinks sloshed gently 
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
by Anonymous Poet