Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku # 23737, December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku # 23736, December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku # 23735, December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by winter blues
k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku # 23734, December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by maestro
Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku # 23733, December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by rozboz of here and now
slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku # 23732, December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by winter blues
although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku # 23731, December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET
by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku # 23730, December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston

Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku # 23729, December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by k
you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku # 23728, December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku # 23727, December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku # 23726, December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku # 23725, December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by scotch
a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku # 23724, December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)
Haiku # 23723, December 5, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance
Haiku # 23722, December 5, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (winkwinknudgenudge)
To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer
Haiku # 23721, December 5, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?
Haiku # 23720, December 5, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by maestro
Paean to bum pants
Comfy, stinky, and snuggly
What will I wear now?
Haiku # 23719, December 5, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by titus wong
ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions
Haiku # 23718, December 5, 2002 11:30 am ET
by maestro
dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence
Haiku # 23717, December 5, 2002 11:18 am ET
by maestro
synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned
Haiku # 23716, December 5, 2002 11:16 am ET
by maestro
just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash
Haiku # 23715, December 5, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?
Haiku # 23714, December 5, 2002 2:36 am ET
by R. of PT
Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?
Haiku # 23713, December 5, 2002 2:33 am ET
by R. of PT
Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?
Haiku # 23712, December 5, 2002 2:29 am ET
by R. of PT
When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!
Haiku # 23711, December 4, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by JIGGY NOW, JIGGY LATER of UP URS
I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .
Haiku # 23710, December 4, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Nary neeheng
I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.
Haiku # 23709, December 4, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ears clogged throat real sore
seems cold has finally come
both inside and out
Haiku # 23708, December 4, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by winter blues
Finals loom closer
Sigh and sigh again I go
Return to my books
Haiku # 23707, December 4, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Yaaawwwwnnnn!
and lips the worse sucker of all
Haiku # 23706, December 4, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mr. Blue Sky plays
Bob "same shit, different days"
smiles at car not there
Haiku # 23705, December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET
by onjaysun (can't believe didn't show new beetle)
actually it's
about web haiku; just thought
i would clear that up
Haiku # 23704, December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
Bum pants, bum pants, oh!
Stains of all varieties
How I miss you so!
Haiku # 23703, December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET
by titus wong
this site soon explode,
on sunday it will happen:
AP story planned

on web poetry.
more visits, then server lag,
as the sheep flock here.
Haiku # 23702, December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she's married five months,
it has been ten years for me,
yet still she teases
Haiku # 23701, December 4, 2002 11:13 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she replied again --
asked if i got her reply
and now i'm confused
Haiku # 23700, December 4, 2002 11:12 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she replied ... sort of
only quoted my email;
is that meaningful?
Haiku # 23699, December 4, 2002 11:10 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
you know..hinterland
you ask good questions, yet you
ask them in wrong place
Haiku # 23698, December 4, 2002 3:38 am ET
by k
who the hell told me
that i had any business
writing these haikus
Haiku # 23697, December 3, 2002 11:29 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
farming on the face,
hoping for a good harvest --
squeezing my pimples
Haiku # 23696, December 3, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe
Haiku # 23695, December 3, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
The farts of others
always stink; secretly though
we enjoy our own
Haiku # 23694, December 3, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
if i don't wipe real
good, sometimes my sphincter gets
a sore spot on it
Haiku # 23693, December 3, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
sometimes my poop plips
and other times it goes plop
but it always stinks
Haiku # 23692, December 3, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
most nights my feet stink
they smell salty and cheesy
i kind of like it
Haiku # 23691, December 3, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
funny little mole
you have turned irregular
do i have cancer?
Haiku # 23690, December 3, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
they swim mindlessly
fish swimming in the circle
they know no better

they're swimming right now
round and round and round they go
they swim forever
Haiku # 23689, December 3, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by generic alter-ego of pleasanton
if you observant
you get some Lips trivia
look, my submit times
Haiku # 23688, December 3, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
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