wow, i'm the sixteenth
on prolific poets list?
but ash still ruleth.

Look at PEF
Is it not a perfect three
Letter summation

scotch, can i have a
triple on the fucking rocks?
please? thanks very much.

since i was ruthless
i should expect no quarter
but i wish i did...

since i was unmoved
he's not held to it
it's my selfishness

that makes me want to
keep what i did not
earn the right to have.

some three letter words
are much more irritating
than four letter ones

But just how many
Of my haikus featured the
letters PEF?

this site's had death threats
rape threats, forgery, slander...
not to mention pef

I'm number twenty
On the list of haikuers
I should get out more

As the internet
Becomes more available
Foolish children in
Pushchairs will learn to
Use internet browsers and
Come across such sites

We should rise above
Such abuse and live in peace
Like Mr T says

perhaps the answer
is to keep kids in pushchairs
away from this site

What society is
This in which young children use
Terms of abuse

I heard a young child
In a pushchair with his mum*
Utter the term "fuck"
*Obviously his mother was not in the pushchair

and as we all know,
kids who don't know those "bad words"
are loved by their peers

Bad language is bad
Hence the bad in bad language
Children might see it

fuck off moxie

The logic of a shrub:
Kill the arabs now
They have arranged marriages
With other people
Let them have freedom
And marry other members
Of their family

"Saddam had warheads?
"How can a war have a head?"
"Just attack him, sir."

my hat's off to you,
onjayson, for showing class
hey, who stole my hat?

Basketball Jones I
Got a Basketball Jones oh
Baby oooh eeeee oooh

my love waits for may
the hours change like seasons
i miss you so much

Don't mind you using
"onjaysun" but I'm now owned
by Disney...Good Luck!

met ralph carney too
who played on most waits albums
guy's a freaking nut

jonathan richmond
looked puzzled as we shook hands
'course he always does

Warheads in Iraq
Burns those Christ haters to Hell
We know they don't bathe

party really wokked
rice presents, great foo, Canton
wait until next year

waiting for tiger...
bribing time to hurry up
must make the time count

my love in vegas...
two hour to far away
may will never come

the alarm went off
and no thought went through my head
except to sleep more

the cat licks his ass
so comical in Jersey
licking and purring

Tapping keys and mice
Makes one think of bug rampage
Who will Raid whom first?!

some special baptist
deliverance customs but
still, possessed by void

just remember if
Gorgo delivers your meal
don't order Dr. Pibbs

A Chinese New Year
party tonight, foo much food
hope to have much fung

the alarm goes off
and a though ran through my head
it all starts again.

you are cute bob jones
but you sure are a bubba
i like your marmot!!!

This too shall pass as
a test, as we are alive
it still goes on, as

we test each other
by our own personal and
maybe, unfair, ways

there's this snob problem
with some educated, they dwell
on style, not the fun...

I am not afraid
Doing the practice exam
Has been quite simple
(for one question at least)

exam phobia
as they say "this too shall pass"
even if you don't

Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?

The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates

call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills

i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again

How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?

unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this

if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.

What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less

There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence

What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?