Accurate bombing
Blindly small life vanishes
Debris fall like snow
by William Nippress
Sounds of flute music
Faint melody seeks my ears
Drifts across warm walls
by William Nippress
Eyes and ears despair
Wild cockeyed Haiku harvest
With no perception
by William Nippress
i'm turning very
cynical i'm afraid so
let's say war IS peace!
by k
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by k
Watched a young child die
Seventy degree burns on her
Tell me its worth it
by William Nippress
oh the tedium
nothing ever happens here
the earth is boring
by dungasin
i'll take care of you
but not forever, more like
a couple of hours
by gingasun
from the blimps belly
i emerge gloriously
and plunge like a stone
by gungadin
went to the movies
with a nasty bag of ham
she smelled of urine
by gungasin
my hairy scrotum
sniffs at the wind and stiffens
howls at the full moon
by gungasin
Bad haiku comments
Will certainly change outcome.
Abused medium.
by Frank Grimes
Tired of haikus
About the war and G-Dub.
Find a message board.
by Frank Grimes
Splinter in my foot.
My foot sticks to kitchen floor...
I now walk funny.
by Frank Grimes
Our new product--war
A big hit, now with extra
Wretchedness.
by sexually frustrated
You can supersize
That war for only thirty
Billion dollars more.
by sexually frustrated
Bought an SUV
Not for camping but to drive
Myself to Wendy's.
by sexually frustrated
This means you fat boy
By being overweight you
You put us at risk.
by sexually frustrated
All the fatties should
Pay "fat tax" for depleting
Our world food supplies.
by sexually frustrated
They sacrifice them
Selves so that you obese pricks
Can drive Suburbans.
by sexually frustrated
voice my dissent here
government still ignores me
bless democracy
by ash
Voice your dissent to
your elected government.
That means death elsewhere.
by Bubba Zephyr
u.s. isn't weak
woefully simplistic - yes!
but then, might makes right
by ash
In 1000 years
We will laugh at this era
from our domes on mars.
by Anonymous Poet
America has
issues, yes. But being weak?
That's not one of them.
by Bubba Zephyr
Buildings collapse on
9/11 and you thought
there wouldn't be war?
by Bubba Zephyr
"Don't eat brown acid"
Heard all over at Woodstock.
"Oh NOW they tell me".
by Bubba Zephyr
LSD reaches
The epicenter of all
Creative mindscapes.
by sexually frustrated
On my fourth plateau
My body does not exist
All is energy.
by sexually frustrated
Psychodelics rock
Wasn't for acid I would
Be mighty pissed off.
by sexually frustrated
Drop some acid
And pop open the third eye
It's all meaningless.
by sexually frustrated
U.S. working on
"Precision Guided Nuclear
Warhead"--God bless double speak.
by sexually frustrated
the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas
by ash
I can't believe this!
We actually have to fight!
Oh shit! We're all screwed
by sexually frustrated
This is our mindset--
"How dare they resist our force
They must be cheating."
by sexually frustrated
guess they misjudged it
all hail the liberators
oops! hail of bullets
by ash
you can believe us
our weapons are accurate
like our press reports
by ash
We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.
by sexually frustrated
Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.
by sexually frustrated
i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?
by ash
show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war
by ash
Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.
by sexually frustrated
Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.
by sexually frustrated
The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware
by A Student of Actually, that's incredibly unlikely
Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.
by Anonymous Poet
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
by sexually frustrated
