Hey gutless put name
If you want to criticize or
An X or thumb print

Sleek shiny brown rat
Sorry I had to shoot you
You took starving bird

Icy car daybreak
Sun

28473 Not mine

I wander lonely
Yet my head is crowded
We are I, alone too often

Young boys cry when I
Rape them with my shit penis
I make them lick it

anarchy prevails
sorry america you
break it you buy it.

flashes in the dark
raindrops hammering the roof
leaks in the sunroom

somebody kill me
I'm too much of a coward
to do it myself.

the army nurses'
ashamed fantasies about
the amputee's stump.

DOW dropped today
the markets are thoroughly
unpatriotic.

skillful butt-pirate
i pillage and plunder that
booty till she screams

Because Fidel is
an evil dictator...not
cigars and pitchers!

Baghdad's like L.A.
war's a metaphorical
Rodney King beating.

Iraq's done, how 'bout
Cuba? Soldiers could sleep in
their own beds at night.

the meth labs abound
rednecks are illiterate
but they make good drugs.

horny old lady
out of pity I show her
my virility.

Eleven years old
Alli Ismail Abbas Jnr
Hang in there kido

free speech....name stealing
i cant find a connection
what the hell???....shut up.

That once more down there
Should really be an again
For it to make sense

There once was a man called Hussain
Whose captaincy was quite a pain
But then one day
He went away
England will win cricket once more

feel like dying now
want nothing else anymore
...slowly fade away.

Name stealer
You

You know what is good
I hit the nerve, dumfucks know
Its true and it hurts

28449,28450, 28451, 28452,28453
Not mine

Screw the U S A
I wish I was Saddam or
Sieg Heil Hitler!

Dying for Saddam
Is better than SportsCenter
I hate U S A

Running water and
Free speech are over-rated
LET'S GO SADDAM!

I dream of living
in Iraq where I would be
DEAD for writing 'ku

I wish my dog had
2 cocks so my mouth could
be full too! Cum me!

After 50 years
Do you really think Iraq
Will welcome him

CIA wants him
Others departments do not
Lets hope others win

He left Iraq 1954
He lived in Canada first
Jordan came later

Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know

Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor

US

Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful

they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT

back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?

Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.

(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna

(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)

dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true

how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?

don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.

Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???

pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo

woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence

i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command

i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go

sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep