Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77092 Haiku later...

We are all LLamas
Frozen in our green oneness
we will rule the world
Haiku # 2858, January 10, 2000 12:54 pm ET
by CDOGG
pareme is Greek
for ''take me'', but your brain
reminds of moussaka.
Haiku # 2857, January 10, 2000 11:07 am ET
by whoever
life oh so precious
cannot think of enough ways
of how to waste it
Haiku # 2856, January 10, 2000 8:32 am ET
by whoever
A record 3 days
Without sunlight or fresh air.
My brain is melting.
Haiku # 2855, January 9, 2000 7:58 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sneak over the fence
To the military base
Where they breed boybands.
Haiku # 2854, January 9, 2000 4:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sparklers lit on hobs,
The distant boom of gunfire.
Must be Y2K.
Haiku # 2853, January 9, 2000 4:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sometimes I ponder
The origins of ''pussy'';
Did someone`s miaow..?
Haiku # 2852, January 9, 2000 4:06 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheathed rod of graphite
Wrestling in my fingers
Oh look, a stick man
Haiku # 2851, January 8, 2000 9:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I''d be happier
If I had metal bat wings
For carrying fruit
Haiku # 2850, January 8, 2000 9:35 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I just got back from
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
It made my knees weak
Haiku # 2849, January 8, 2000 6:09 am ET
by Dorothy
Riding a Twister
Is the Great Gig in the Sky
I said to Toto
Haiku # 2848, January 8, 2000 6:06 am ET
by Dorothy
enough already
I prefer John Paul Sartre
to premenstrual cramps
Haiku # 2847, January 7, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Basho-matique
it''s our own damn fault
our little secret now sneaks
out to raise eyebrows
Haiku # 2846, January 7, 2000 7:35 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
despair is one thing
an avalanche of hallmark
cards is another
Haiku # 2845, January 7, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
critiqueing your work
labyrinths of self pity
i must shred it now
Haiku # 2844, January 7, 2000 7:08 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
a moment with you
caused great pain to emanate
from my ravaged soul
Haiku # 2843, January 7, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
Bukowski with Y?
a quarter million dollars?
i''m gonna vomit
Haiku # 2841, January 7, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by oldnasty
lonely famous slut
feeling way too enlightened
selling lame stanzas
Haiku # 2840, January 7, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by oldnasty
here are a few lines
"young girls wrap themselves tightly"
"they suck on coffee"
Haiku # 2839, January 7, 2000 2:00 pm ET
by oldnasty
Were they your fingers?
Or ones you simply ripped from
Unsuspecting hands?
Haiku # 2837, January 6, 2000 6:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
adolescent angst
erupting from poetry
like pus from a zit
Haiku # 2836, January 6, 2000 5:35 am ET
by ash
the meaning of life
found in my umbilicus
snuggled in the lint
Haiku # 2835, January 6, 2000 5:23 am ET
by ash
I wish you wouldn''t
talk at all. You could never
hurt me with closed lips.
Haiku # 2834, January 5, 2000 9:54 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
The snail sews her eyes
closed with a silver needle,
retreating inward.
Haiku # 2833, January 5, 2000 9:52 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Does anyone know
where I could get some bootlegged
Bob Dyllan music?
Haiku # 2832, January 5, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Candles up my ass,
fingers in my wet pussy,
I will masturbate.
Haiku # 2831, January 5, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
screening my options
focussing on the new year
poor resolution
Haiku # 2830, January 5, 2000 8:20 pm ET
by ash
after two tall cans
i do a little two step
and twist my ankle.
Haiku # 2829, January 5, 2000 5:53 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s good to be here.
Not knowing where I am.
It''s all feel Man!
Haiku # 2828, January 5, 2000 1:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Straaliiun sunsets
Biking on rocky cliff shores
Her face looks so nice
Haiku # 2827, January 5, 2000 1:33 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Getting road weary.
What day is this? Where am I?
Need home and some buds.
Haiku # 2826, January 5, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Janis, are you there?
I want your E-mail address.
This is "cousin Rick".
Haiku # 2825, January 5, 2000 9:38 am ET
by Rick of cleveland, U. S. of A.
Shark scare again
Haiku # 2824, January 4, 2000 12:00 am ET
by ho hum
Another Jap tourist lost
Olympics yum, yum!
of Sydney, 'Straaliaa
Puffy clouds roll by,
A breeze softly whispering,
Hot sex with a corpse.
Haiku # 2823, January 3, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
my wife left me, whore.
selfish, ungrateful liar
he bought her so cheap.
Haiku # 2822, January 3, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The clock struck midnight
The lights stayed on, saints be praised
No apocalypse
Haiku # 2821, January 3, 2000 8:32 am ET
by EmceeEscher
New millennium
Yet the old stuff is still here
No surprise, really
Haiku # 2820, January 2, 2000 6:27 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
drinking peroxide
is so bad for your stomach
dont try to shit much
Haiku # 2819, January 1, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are all still here
electricity and beer
i had no real fear
Haiku # 2818, January 1, 2000 7:46 pm ET
by oldanasty of Kalifornia,
her comment so tart
so bitter, not unlike my
auntie Pru''s sponge cake.
Haiku # 2817, January 1, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-ma-tique
aviation math
why are you so fucking hard
hmmm....smoke some of this
Haiku # 2816, December 31, 1999 4:47 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
viagra useful?
ripoff I''f yer askin me
falls outa the end
Haiku # 2815, December 31, 1999 4:37 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
I blow fallen leaf
My futile machine screams
Fuck! now wind returns
Haiku # 2814, December 30, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by DeeBee of Sydney, Australia
I can''t suck this hard
my friend said over his milkshake
I want it real bad
Haiku # 2813, December 30, 1999 7:37 pm ET
by whoever
millenium wheel
break down and let them all die
another year gone.
Haiku # 2812, December 30, 1999 7:30 pm ET
by whoever
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2811, December 29, 1999 12:44 pm ET
by stace
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2810, December 29, 1999 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!
Haiku # 2809, December 28, 1999 7:58 am ET
by Kackarott
modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake
Haiku # 2808, December 28, 1999 7:29 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does
Haiku # 2807, December 28, 1999 2:50 am ET
by ash
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