strangely colored stains
remind her of night's passion
more dirty laundry

first time in county
clutching to a bar of soap
with all of his strength.

plays in slow motion
he tries to savor every
J. Lo gyration

mr forgery strikes again
all of the preceding were not mine
they definitely lack my refinement
but keep on keepin on mr. forgery
you'll hit paydirt some time

easter's on its way
psycho eggs, cool, but
monster rabbits creep me out.

conscripted labor
abhorring every minute
where is my love now?

rock hill here i come
must be the luckiest girl
hizzy-shiz, im out

That

Stay out of my mind
Leave me you know you are bad
Stay away from me

self help groups, like Al-
Anon or CODA often
can help with your ails

soundless friction of
two bodies in endless dance
lost in time's romance

as I said, some are not worth it
it would be better if they had
never been

women often have
members of their gender
who have double standards

no man can comprehend
or even desire to match
and death will set him free

not worth it? but low,
such times will surely pass. time
will prove this true

it's not worth it

mother's milk is al-
ways the best source of good in
my cereal son

I would like to say
that i never meant to ac-
cuse Lips for attacks

dances around wild
like some off course wind-up top
wee flaps in the wind

The moyle cut too deep
Now my prick won

I

Sorry everyone
Got carried away with hate
I

The answer is you
Not others external faults
Time for reflection

Hoping fresh passion
Finding only new insults
Blindly lashing out

Odious towers
Bleat of mediocrity
Souls brokenhearted

On the borderlands
Cobbled together wordsmiths
Imposing on us

Five sets of twenty
Full of dire crap and insults
Get a physiatrist

rubix cube you make
me want to take you and throw
you in a big fire

the tetris master,
she truly amazes me,
in so many ways.

stupid roomate cant
seem to ever go away
or her boyfriend too

male pattern baldness,
the bane of my manager,
yet he pulls it out.

truly bad haiku
belong on another site
oh, the pain, the pain.......

isnt it sad when
someone you thought was great is
really just stupid?

i would like say
sorry to those who must now
read this here page, :(

it does matter, if
its someone I know, other-
wise, you are correct

fuck this shit, i'm out
got mad shorties to holla
at fo shiz my niz

why dont you both get
a damn life, and go fuck each
others socks off

makes no difference
who's saying this shit because
you're a babbling bitch

that let us be known

you may be right but
we all have aliases
that let be known
(i dont see you stopping either, sockin punk)

stupid ho, we're all
anonymous up in this
mo fo fo shiz

people who cant face
the person they speak to must
be cowards and gay

this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit

why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.

lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name

i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz

such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark

i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut

my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.

and evidently
neither do you except to
patronize me now

sitting next to me,
sweet and beautiful maiden,
my heart beats faster.