silent she sits there
darkness, and tired, back from
a well worth trip "home"

it feels like aeons,
heavy hearted and missing,
Bob and El Tigre.

all of these voices,
they all speak at the same time,
but come out as mush.

i'm feeling foolish,
i speak in long sentences,
whenever she's near.

trying the time out
the server clock is messed up
more often than not

Zipped up in his Jeans
Every man

shared something sacred,
feel like the beauty was lost
i'm left wondering...

Captain Fuzzy
What I saw was horrible
Never do that again

Saddam Hussein
West opens up can of whoopass
he still won't stop

hooker with strep throat
prefers my Vick's Vapor cock
to anything else

Dante's Inferno
better than Paradiso
hell is just more fun

thou can makest a
heaven or a hell of your
mind so said Milton

i'm cooking with gas
can't put the fire out till
the Zoloft kicks in

knowledge in a glance
man gives man a signal for
mutual butt fuck.

their mysticism
approaches fashion statements
the Dao is so in!

sickening phonies
middle class whites flirting with
zen meditation.

fucking Keruouac
dilettante zen pretender
your haiku sucks ass

depressed teenage girl
uses my pubes like kleenex
to console herself.

bulk haiku guru
shall cleanse this page until all
of you disappear

light in the loafers
always hard to tell who's the
bull and who's the bitch.

pity the pregant
fat with hormonal raging
no one will fuck her

childbirth on tv
weirdly erotic how screams
can make me aroused.

you just nod and smile
by midnight she's riding your
nuts like your Brad Pitt

a test drive is key
saved herself for marriage but
he's awfully small

hot for her nostrils
a day dream of snot sucking
courses through my head

strangely colored stains
remind her of night's passion
more dirty laundry

first time in county
clutching to a bar of soap
with all of his strength.

plays in slow motion
he tries to savor every
J. Lo gyration

mr forgery strikes again
all of the preceding were not mine
they definitely lack my refinement
but keep on keepin on mr. forgery
you'll hit paydirt some time

easter's on its way
psycho eggs, cool, but
monster rabbits creep me out.

conscripted labor
abhorring every minute
where is my love now?

rock hill here i come
must be the luckiest girl
hizzy-shiz, im out

That

Stay out of my mind
Leave me you know you are bad
Stay away from me

self help groups, like Al-
Anon or CODA often
can help with your ails

soundless friction of
two bodies in endless dance
lost in time's romance

as I said, some are not worth it
it would be better if they had
never been

women often have
members of their gender
who have double standards

no man can comprehend
or even desire to match
and death will set him free

not worth it? but low,
such times will surely pass. time
will prove this true

it's not worth it

mother's milk is al-
ways the best source of good in
my cereal son

I would like to say
that i never meant to ac-
cuse Lips for attacks

dances around wild
like some off course wind-up top
wee flaps in the wind

The moyle cut too deep
Now my prick won

I

Sorry everyone
Got carried away with hate
I

The answer is you
Not others external faults
Time for reflection

Hoping fresh passion
Finding only new insults
Blindly lashing out

Odious towers
Bleat of mediocrity
Souls brokenhearted

On the borderlands
Cobbled together wordsmiths
Imposing on us