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29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
i cling to her breasts
afloat on this life raft that
hides me from myself
Haiku # 29061 April 17, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been
Haiku # 29060 April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich
Haiku # 29059 April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29058 April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky
Haiku # 29057 April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29056 April 17, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so sad but it's true
if god existed it would
still make no difference
Haiku # 29055 April 17, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated on another one of his existentialists rants against our godless world
i'd strike the sun if
it insulted me and god
thinks he can break me
Haiku # 29054 April 17, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nine inches and still growing, nails...
Haiku # 29053 April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by Mox
will fight my white whale
go out kicking and screaming
like vengeful Ahab
Haiku # 29052 April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
submit to drug's will
because life's without purpose
my bong don't judge me
Haiku # 29051 April 17, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drugs just dull the thing
Most treasured of all, free will!
Your life so you choose
Haiku # 29050 April 17, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Take what life offers
and use it well, take risks have fun
It
Haiku # 29049 April 17, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
No need to question
Me of knowledge of deaths wide
Swathe, nothing but pain
Haiku # 29048 April 17, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Every day to my
Responsibility life
Haiku # 29047 April 17, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 29046 April 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
must recite prayers to
absolve myself but priest will
take handjob instead
Haiku # 29045 April 17, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with mindless catholic practices
ah, ahem
ah, uhm
whack off three times to
a hail mary?
Haiku # 29044 April 17, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Mox
yes, go on my son
a priest masturbates to my
sins as i confess

Haiku # 29043 April 17, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated just for the hell of it
that's all right...
that's one vice you do
I don't consider a big deal
Haiku # 29042 April 17, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Mox
sure i'll cut it out
if it makes you feel better
but i'm not joking
Haiku # 29041 April 17, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
heh, well, quit the gay thing
and I'll quit saying richard
needs to spew his
lamb vindaloos
Haiku # 29040 April 17, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Mox
since girls are so dumb
i have to be versatile
and get some man meat
Haiku # 29039 April 17, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ah, I am just bi-curious
but, ah, erm...Richard
the whole macho man kick the shit out of thing...so very much bad guy in "Easy Rider" murdering hick...like I said, he's better off fucking sheep...
Haiku # 29038 April 17, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Mox
i do guys sometimes
but for the most part i'm straight
i have it both ways
Haiku # 29037 April 17, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shemhamforash or gazundheit?
Haiku # 29036 April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
drive safely there, frank
have an awesome time down there
then come back refreshed
Haiku # 29035 April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
what's with the power seeker? the I have to make this person seem weak so I feel strong routine?
Haiku # 29034 April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
i love tiger so
she means everything to me
can't stand time apart
Haiku # 29032 April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
could be, maybe
Richard is cute and
needs to take out his angst
in a not so violent manner
Haiku # 29031 April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Mox
but if he is a city boy?
I guess he'd have to go to a blow up livestock store to practice...
Haiku # 29029 April 17, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
have you come out yet
is this homosexual
angst i'm seeing here
Haiku # 29028 April 17, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
maybe I should just
leave him in a room with a sheep
and he could take care of his business but not on my time
Haiku # 29027 April 17, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Mox
well, if Richard needs
a bitch and a boyfriend
I could always leave him my number
but does baloney like to be a bottom, his ass would hurt...
Haiku # 29026 April 17, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by Mox
oh, that seperation of
race and state bullshit
marry a black girl...
Haiku # 29025 April 17, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
sorry middle class
with your birthing rate the blacks
shall overtake you
Haiku # 29024 April 17, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so, is richard worth my
time or why does he think
I'm a wuss?
Haiku # 29023 April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
ah, but one provokes
probe looking for a fight
to see if they can get a reaction
good person to mug, throw in he trunk, throw in a gang neighborhood and watch the fun from a distance
Haiku # 29022 April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
doomed to welfare and
public housing they can't stop
breeding like rabbits
Haiku # 29021 April 17, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, sex, I see that
someone else is frustrated
but, full of baloney

maybe, he should kill himself
to put him out of my misery...
besides, I don't believe in a fair fight, no one on line does
Haiku # 29020 April 17, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
enter the matrix
bodies packed into buildings
powering the world
Haiku # 29019 April 17, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
suburban wasteland
strip malls erected like neat
orderly gravestones
Haiku # 29018 April 17, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
faith is so easy
but my problem is that i
can't sin properly
Haiku # 29017 April 17, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
damn you columbus
if the earth were flat i could
jump right off this thing
Haiku # 29016 April 17, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
only quitters stop
when they hit rock bottom but
i keep on digging
Haiku # 29015 April 17, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
life is kung-fu sing
might as well slap you
to figure out the hos
(wuss, you're still dead)
(you can't win with baloney sticks
Haiku # 29014 April 17, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
life is confusing
might as well keep living
to figure out the mystery
(wuss, you're still alive!)
(you can't win with everyone :) )
Haiku # 29013 April 17, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Mox
in the end the decision is
a waste, and the reason a life
is done in, is no other options
were given, the company didn't care

don't...live...teach these bastards
what life means
Haiku # 29012 April 17, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Mox
suicide is painless
especially if you aren't
the one to feel the knife
and of course, some people
who come from snobby circles
think life is cheap
and, their own lives, seem to me
to be a throw away fraud
me kill myself? you first
Haiku # 29011 April 17, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Mox
ah, I see, he's trying
to let me see what's dire
to see what the threat means
"or if you don't i will" but
usually the suicide says nothing
until you see him or her floating
dead, face first...

I believe that if I did kill myself
it would be in deep despair
but, if William's words led me to it
in the end, someone he cared about
would do the same, and, he would
be a broken man then
and perhaps, that the lesson is
heal, not kill the soul
Haiku # 29010 April 17, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by Mox