I STEAL WHAT I FEEL,
LIKE A WHEEL, WHATS THE DEAL?
BANANA PEEL OR AN EEL
SHLAMEEL SHLAMAZLE
MALCOM X SHABAZZLE

nippress, william, nippress, william
is a ho...and a biznatchio....i steal
what i want cuz u a punk ass

If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation

Haiku #29099, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 12:46 pm ET

its ok to steal if blah, blah
blah, shut the fuck up

Enough excitement
With your small constitution
You

Here is just one more
I am a stolen haiku
Help phone the police

If stealing Haikus
Is so exciting to you
change your underwear

If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation

It

It

29089,29090,29091, not mine

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I AM DA GREATEST OF ALL TIMESS!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO
ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!
I AM LIKE A GAWWWWD!! HAHAHA!

panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence

Haiku #29087, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 4:45 am ET

I stole your haiku
And can do anything I want
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaa

Sheila Newton of Round Rock Texas
Loves William Nippress
Scott is a loser

Elvis Hitler

Respect The Viet Cong
Because of their Torture Devices
I am a Better Man Today

Fight the powaahhh!! Fight whitey
and his anti blacknesssss!! I am
William Nippress and I am da
bwommmmbbb bayyybeeeee!!

ash, i mailed janis
but i did not follow up
can try this address:

panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence

Mans best endeavors
What the hell is panicle
I meant Pinnacle

Janis says no sanction
And no censorship, problem?
Start your own website

As if your critique
Is set to show example
Very bad haiku

You could try getting
a life before you start to
criticize your host

Going to visit
Toronto June 19 through
23, so I


ask..anyone have
suggestions? What to do there?
Janis, want a beer?

you know what? I used
to think this site was silly
but now it's toxic

As I crest the hill
Explosion of green hits me
Springs great masterpiece

Talent is a rare
commodity bet you wish
I had some for Haiku

Cosmic frustration
Slowly ever so slowly
Sun inches higher

Sorry Searle the last
One may be misunderstood
No offence implied

Painting by numbers
Is much easier if you
just buy some brushes

You may as well bash
your head against a brick wall
lovely when it stops

Battle with god is
One-sided he doesn

Why do people want
another life that will live
forever when they
Do not know what to
do with the one they have now?
Just sit wasting time.
Is the panicle
of mans creation only
Procrastination

Hypoglycemic
Senses gone world disappears
Most unexpected

hi jane of princetown
e-mail janis if you wish
and we can do lunch

reading period
panic sets in too slowly
must be productive

Last one from me
never tired of protesting
See you in the streets

My name is George Bush
I had a C in history
I'll liberate you

Amputated legs
Ali has lost his parents
now well bomb Syria

for god so loved us
jesus caused a long weekend
with lots of choc'late

see the volumes grow
mox without medication
others just verbose

It's a fucking monstrosity
The public adoration of fools
No wonder we are doomed

some motherfuckers
have failed mathematics
it's five seven five

Beer in my left hand,
greasy johnson in the right,
damn my life is good.

i cling to her breasts
afloat on this life raft that
hides me from myself

the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been

I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich

so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored

so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky