sometimes on the space
the altar of the Goddess
tact is laid for truth

William is quite good
but I'm not quite an expert
on literature to judge...

the critical folks
here are good poets but tend
to be rough on the newbies

so there's a need for
control in the form of flow
and the tao is cheap?

I've thought of Wicca
but I'm burned out by these
feminists on line
and the cultural divide
and this Jesus keeps coming
back, like a ghost, fog

I think JRR and JK
were both Catholics, and I
I was at one point

well, Jack I wished could
meet Tolkien of all people
and what would be wrought?

well, I'm coming from
a bisexual seeking
time, curious, false

after Kerouac
the Beats just bore me silly
i liked Dharma Bums

i'll reveal nothing
about myself and that's just
the way i like it

I'll take it one Beat
at a time, I'm enjoying
what I read, even
if it is dumb and feeding
my delusions, fears
and conservatism

sf, are you a college student?
pain isn't it?

Lee/Mox

the writing workshops
sully everything till there's
nothing left but crap

Iowa's writing
workshop must be destroyed on
basic principle

M.F.A writers
churning out fluff based on the
old dead paradigms

all the form junkies
working at the New Yorker
their fiction's quite bad

sometimes tight writing
is the nature of uptight
people who need form

hmm, often mocking
it's the way things are written
gang tag or mad mag

sometimes tight writing
must be sacrificed for sake
of full expression

each his own, I feel
paranoid about chatting
in weird places, oi

well, Tartuffe aside...
wolves in sheep's clothing or a
bad news bear, you dig

forgive me oh lord
for my unjust wordiness
i'll economize

nice try messiah
those ketchup covered puncture
wounds don't convince me

she's got that something
two tits a vagina and
flexible morals

sweet satisfaction
in rolling a tight number
daddy would be proud

frowns, the narcissist
in the world here, I'd repent but
so much, trash here from....

hmm, my own website...
people tormenting each one
with cussing, but is
it art, as Gerodias
put his porn along
with naked lunches?

terrified of the
expectations, of the rich
and cultured here, but
well behaved, doesn't
mean scott free into heaven
but quality vibes?

surrenders..., sharpens
stinger for a later date..try
an IP locator?

NIPPRESS, NIPPRESS, NIPPRESS,
NIPPRESS, NIPPRESS, NIPPRESS,
BALONEY SAMMICHES,
STANK HO'S
DOMESTIC BEER
THESE ARE THE THINGS OF LIFE

I think this code thing
would weed me out, and a lot
of fighting would be

nil, nonexistent, dead
but I shall miss it, the rants
but, those rants were sins...

It

sometimes it comes to
the point where those more cultured
have to take control

I think the whole thing
hit the fan when french fries were
renamed something else

I STEAL WHAT I FEEL,
LIKE A WHEEL, WHATS THE DEAL?
BANANA PEEL OR AN EEL
SHLAMEEL SHLAMAZLE
MALCOM X SHABAZZLE

nippress, william, nippress, william
is a ho...and a biznatchio....i steal
what i want cuz u a punk ass

If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation

Haiku #29099, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 12:46 pm ET

its ok to steal if blah, blah
blah, shut the fuck up

Enough excitement
With your small constitution
You

Here is just one more
I am a stolen haiku
Help phone the police

If stealing Haikus
Is so exciting to you
change your underwear

If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation

It

It

29089,29090,29091, not mine

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I AM DA GREATEST OF ALL TIMESS!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO
ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!
I AM LIKE A GAWWWWD!! HAHAHA!

panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence

Haiku #29087, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 4:45 am ET

I stole your haiku
And can do anything I want
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaa

Sheila Newton of Round Rock Texas
Loves William Nippress
Scott is a loser

Elvis Hitler