Brother you don

Some one leaves me an
open message but no name
Another try

AKA KACKEROOT THAT'S
MY CLAN NAME. FOLLOW THE
FRIED CHICKEN AND LETS STRING
UP SOME BIG LIPS

EAGLE SCOUT AKA DUNGEON
MASTER AKA JUNIOR CLANSMEN
UP IN THE HOUSE LYNCHIN
NEGROES, MOS DEF

Hey-ba fat-ba Albert..
Whats-ba happening-bah?

Hiccup,
beep,
toot,
fart

Jeez when did this site
Turn into a Bukowski
Wanna be site... christ!

Blah, blah, blah
yakity smakity,
blah, blah, blah

i feign attention
she rambles on about life
while my balls turn blue

i know she likes me
pulls her hair behind her ear
to show me her face

Ten minutes he takes
Between his expositions
So long must we wait

i'm a narcissist
sex is only fun for me
if there's a mirror

bureaucratic sex
i make her sign a waiver
before insertion

mired in quick sand
we live life at break-neck speed
sink that much faster

Me, the ass bandit
All little boys run away
Me the ass, bandit

i am freud's wet dream
a scatological mess
unrepressed indeed

my bowel movements
like a smooth assembly line
but more productive

got my first obscene
return call today, sorry
ladies, I'm now gay

William Nippress sucks
he is racist and foolish
we are all humans!!!!!!

Hi William Nippress!! SF has been
making everyone here look bad, so
think we should contact the web
administrator...let me know

sf just gave himself up
what a homo

sf is a dickhead

The problem of grass
is that it keeps on growing.
Support lawnmowers

A constant is not
ever a constant if it

Separators of
Elements, molecular
diverse vibrations

The small humble cup
To keep what

Those wishing to fly
The mind understands problem
Must first grow some wings

Whizzing by death in
the fast lane he sees life but
outside life

I try to let go,
but fail miserably
please don't let this end.

I will always be
a slave to the schedule
that I'm forced to keep.

for all my homies,
my cuddies keepin it real,
Shake them hatas off

what's rosie's power?
she is not fucking stupid,
like one little shit.

have been on google
can't find what i'm looking for
that pisses me off.

haven't been around
but where the hell are you frank?
driving in your car???

hey there is no need
to be hating on rosie
rob and pete agree

looks like you have fans
rosie what is your power?
cause i'm not real sure.

i'm pretty stoked
this weekend is gonna rock
party with my friends.

AIN'T I CUTE HAAHAAAA

DADDY SAYS I'VE ALL THE
MAKINGS OF A GRAND WIZARD.
BUT I NEED TO LYNCH MY FIRST
NEGRO BEFORE I MAKE IT IN THE
BIG TIME.HAAAHAAA

BLACK PEOPLE LOOK LIKE DUNG.
CAN'T GOD WIPE HIS ASS
PROPERLY AND WIPE THESE
DINGLEBERRIES FROM THE EARTH?

YOU SEE THE ART OF FORGERY
IS TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR
VICTIM SOUND MORE INTERESTING
THAN HE ACTUALLY IS. THEREBY
THE REAL HAIKU WILL NEVER LIVE
UP TO THE FAKE ONES. I POOP
ON YOU.HAAAAHAAAA

HAHAAAA, I MADE IT SO HE
CAN'T EVEN USE HIS REAL NAME
ANYMORE WITHOUT SOUNDING
LIKE A FOOL. NOW THIS IS HOW
YOU FORGE YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.

YES, HE IS GAWD. I MAKE LOVE TO HIM IN MY DREAMS WHEN I'M
DONE PLEASURING MY STEPDADDY

DID I MENTION MY LORD OF THE
RINGS LUNCH PALE? FOR REAL
THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE WORTH
MILLIONS SOME DAY. DUNGEON
MASTER REPRESENTIN

DAMN I FORGE HAIKUS JUST
ABOUT AS WELL AS PLAYING
CABARET IN FRONT OF MY
DADDY'S FRIENDS.

BOY SCOUT IN DA HOUSE, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WAS RID A ME
BUT I'M BACK EATIN SMORES AND
SPORTIN MERIT BADGES, WORD.

crabs and lobsters
staring in my bedroom window
haunting my sleep
pooping in william nippresses
house, sexually frustrated looks
on, wondering what is up...

I AM GAWWWWWD!

I AM GAWWWWWWWWD!

three quarters of life
wasted on sleep and hygiene
we live off the scraps