don't go to college
just go to your library
it's a lot cheaper

her cheeks are rosie
after a thorough spanking
like two round apples

rosie is a hoe
notice how the guys like her
can we say slut bag

my undergrad days
i hover over a bong
reading Kierkegaard

universities
are factories producing
mediocrity

you spill out thousands
for some overpriced degree
that gets you nothing

ticket

high school is a joke
you get your ticked punched and
then go to college

I don't do jack shit,
two real classes everyday,
and I still don't go.

hipster convention
they eye me with suspicion
i hate indie rock

the girl with the small
tatoo on her rear end might
want to try lesbianism

it's been done but, perhaps
she can re-name herself isobel
and marry herself

seems I need to have
the army invaide new hampshire
to deal with ap and Santa's Villiage

she wears low rise jeans
hairy butt crack peeking out
i am riveted

there's nothing better
than lucky charms marshmellows,
I've got a whoooole box.

the small of her back
a ridiculous tattoo
like the other girl

rain rain go away
my vacation starts in like
a week and a day

like a poor refrain
flame wars come and go, and yet
no one ever learns

no more guilt for me
can say i am too busy
still feel i have helped

funko said something
about not having the stuff
glad i don't have it.

party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.

roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?

yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!

friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.

oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!

Bada Bing!

Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium

Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.

i love you mommy

Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch

Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war

My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips

If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???

Sexuellement frustr

Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner

incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock

Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains

If you

smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you

Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you

Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site

Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand

By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression

I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding

Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?

I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!

This site

Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!

Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?

Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow

Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!