Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Death must always win
But only after life starts
Unbroken cycle
Haiku # 29662 April 28, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The constant struggle
Supremacy denied all
This life
Haiku # 29661 April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
His very existence
Questions unanswerable
in this outer shell
Haiku # 29660 April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Sits uncomfortable
Deep within his struggling self
Not understanding
Haiku # 29659 April 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Faithful to the last
His self-oblivion close
What need he for help
Haiku # 29658 April 28, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
six months gone by and
i have not been happier
in my entire life
Haiku # 29657 April 27, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
the horizon
a winter tree sways
in the ocean
Haiku # 29656 April 27, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by g
cracked sidewalk
the brown line shimmers near the anthill
Haiku # 29655 April 27, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by g
fleeting existence
irrevocably empty
why bother living
Haiku # 29654 April 27, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i wish i had cancer, at least that would provide me some sense of struggle)
overcast
a patch of sunlight on driftwood
Haiku # 29653 April 27, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by g
boarded up window
attic sunlight on the pigeons
Haiku # 29652 April 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by g
nourishment
the child sips the bottom of a malted milkshake
Haiku # 29651 April 27, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by m
thaw a wolf tastes the air
Haiku # 29650 April 27, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by m
spindrift
snowgeese honking in twilight
Haiku # 29649 April 27, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by m
I was but away
(I never had any steam)
On my easter break
Haiku # 29648 April 27, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of Glory! Glory! Behold the fool!
Wellcome back thought you
had taken a holliday
Just run out steam?
Haiku # 29647 April 27, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
You see, dear Student,
this is what this nice audience
thinks of you as well
Haiku # 29646 April 27, 2003 11:07 am ET
by guess who of guess where
The monkey is quick
With his thoughtless haiku poo
He spreads it about
Haiku # 29645 April 27, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Well did I learn any
thing, no. Just be true to your
self, don
Haiku # 29644 April 27, 2003 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
He agreed every
Thing I said, bet if I said
sun was green he
Haiku # 29643 April 27, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Had drinks last night with
cousin of the Aga Khan,
tried hard to like him
Haiku # 29642 April 27, 2003 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I think I will hang
on to stupidity for
a little while
Haiku # 29641 April 27, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on you cant let
go of nothing and nothing
lacks understanding
Haiku # 29640 April 27, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
This Zen business is
tough. Can
Haiku # 29639 April 27, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So if we stop thinking then
Utopia, surely most
of the world is there
Haiku # 29638 April 27, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
True pure thought flies as
fast and straight as an arrow
unheeding control
Haiku # 29637 April 27, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Keep the door open
Make space, ideas will return
of Their own free will
Haiku # 29636 April 27, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
You can
Haiku # 29635 April 27, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A sleek black horse
metaphor for my ideas
grazes quietly near
Haiku # 29634 April 27, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Humming a simple
tune, what is left of ideas
fly
Haiku # 29633 April 27, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure thought corrupted
submerges in the morass
that passes for brain
Haiku # 29632 April 27, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thoughts run gracelessly
Through my mind, stopping only
momentarily
Haiku # 29631 April 27, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Sir Sexually
Frustrated, just bang your mom.
We've all hit it once.
Haiku # 29630 April 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Submit
Placing illegal
bets on tennis equiptment.
Call it a racket.
Haiku # 29629 April 27, 2003 2:25 am ET
by Censor sensor
god i love hockey
the only sport left where the
blacks don't dominate
Haiku # 29628 April 26, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i love all the honky sports)
end racism now
everyone fuck everyone
till we're all light brown
Haiku # 29627 April 26, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on her, in the last one
Haiku # 29626 April 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my mind moves faster than my hands)
don't go down her
if it is just a hookup
aim shoot and then leave
Haiku # 29625 April 26, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on your first snowball
make sure she swallows the load
i puked my first time
Haiku # 29624 April 26, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (just another helpful tip)
punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623 April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622 April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621 April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620 April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619 April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone hates me
do you think i come on here
to try and make friends
Haiku # 29618 April 26, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with political correctness
The puller pulls the
pulled puller who rests after
pulling the puller
Haiku # 29617 April 26, 2003 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
If stupidity
was a virtue, the whole world
qualifies at times
Haiku # 29616 April 26, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Full of happiness
A paper thickness away
Ruin awaits you
Haiku # 29615 April 26, 2003 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
How green my world is
Buds bursting all around me
Part of life at last
Haiku # 29614 April 26, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
That's my que to leave,
All my homies keep it real,
Love to my cuddies.
Haiku # 29613 April 25, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by Something Rosie
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >