Sexually Frustrated suck my balls,
Like a fly upon the wall,
like and suck enjoy the taste,
make some juicy ball juice paste!

shit fuck cunt ass bitch whore
crap poop

Open a little
wider my dear so that I
can get some more in.

Where would you implant
Collagen and who would you
Like to look like? Why?

Collagen implants
in my hips makes me look like
Betty Grable

Collagen implants
in my ears I look like Spock
beam me up Scoty

Collagen implants
in my nose make me look like
Carl Muldens father

Hair down to his knees
Belching profane words, student
accommodation

Oral cutlery
stimulation is a sin
covered with ice cream

Man or crockery
Crisis of identity
Buda says we

Is it possible
to fall in love with a bowl
maybe just good friends

Looks like wood but is
lacquered steel, so alluring
I gaze hypnotized

Cost me more than I
can afford but works of art
such as these are rare

This beautiful bowl
Lacquered many shades of brown
Arts high perfection

The grand announcement
Crisis on the Internet!
Running out of crap!

shitty cunt stain on the wall,
wont you go to hell at all?
wash your pussy fishy one,
then suck on my funny dong

My ball stink, like a pig pen.
My ass burnt from having my
salad tossed by billy bob

The gayness, of my anusss,
Makes me want to play-nuss!!

guitar strings ringing
reminiscence of ozone
steel acoustic smell

so many haiku
and i use the term loosely
so few works of art

you come and go (on)
frustrating not frustrated
sexual retard

There once was an old man called Jeff
Who, due to old age, was quite deaf
But he could still see
The vision of me
As I nailed his grand-daughter Steph

My psyche is damaged,
Like a flood from my cousin Willie,
Oranges, in a field of violent
chocolate bars

HERE I AM!!
"The world is a vampire."
Billy Corgan, Smashing pumpkins

blah blah blah boring
where's sexually frustrated
to brighten my day

Believe me when I
say that I am a loser
I write bad haiku

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Nilliam Wippress
Gilligan Zippress
Sigiwan Liprest
William Nippress

this guy walks into a bar....
''OUCH, THAT HURT!!"
haaaaha, haaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa

ELVIS WAS GAWWWWWWD!!
( A fat god, but nevertheless)
AND HE STUNK TOO

Abandon all hope
those who come here for clean fun
Arrogant fools thrive

3 haiku from me
in about 10 whole minutes
fits this site just right

Are you full of cheer
as you write this thoughtless crap
or just full of sh!t

What you gonna do
You can't police the stupid
just ignore his "work"

I personally think the pig,
is worth more, but hey...what
can you do when you are French?

Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa!!!
SF is a dork!
Haaaaa, ha, haaaaaaaaaaa!

Ce sale - immonde - porc
ne vaut que cent-trente kilos
de vulgaires dechets

Quel lercio suino
val centotrenta chili
di vil letame

As the lake freezes
White blanket covers the earth
But a bright, clear day

a haze of dense fog
viscous dribbles of mucus
winter is coming

some abandonment
rather than being reckless
recognises wrecks

In a moonlit glade
The crows call out to above
For their light goddess

Non sono kofrim,
ma veri criminali!
Saran puniti!

A true happiness
easy found harmonious
comes with acceptance

Live life as given
Look only to help others
No reward needed

Death must always win
But only after life starts
Unbroken cycle

The constant struggle
Supremacy denied all
This life

His very existence
Questions unanswerable
in this outer shell

Sits uncomfortable
Deep within his struggling self
Not understanding