Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.
Haiku # 2974, January 27, 2000 8:07 am ET
by zombie of spore, spore
Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!
Haiku # 2973, January 26, 2000 7:06 pm ET
by (_)D~Coffee (_)D~
Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!
Haiku # 2972, January 26, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!
Haiku # 2971, January 26, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by Kackarott
Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.
Haiku # 2970, January 26, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by Kackarott
Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada
Haiku # 2969, January 26, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by (_)D Coffee
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2968, January 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2967, January 26, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce
Haiku # 2966, January 26, 2000 10:25 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!
Haiku # 2965, January 26, 2000 6:01 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!
Haiku # 2964, January 26, 2000 5:39 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?
Haiku # 2963, January 25, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares
Haiku # 2962, January 25, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky
Haiku # 2961, January 25, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
Haiku # 2960, January 25, 2000 7:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
Haiku # 2959, January 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
Haiku # 2958, January 25, 2000 3:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
Haiku # 2957, January 25, 2000 5:13 am ET
by ash
underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
Haiku # 2956, January 25, 2000 5:11 am ET
by ash
The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
Haiku # 2955, January 24, 2000 10:06 pm ET
by Floatation Device
It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
Haiku # 2954, January 24, 2000 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
Haiku # 2953, January 24, 2000 9:59 pm ET
by Floatation Device
Why do some men think
Lesbians want sex with them?
Smegma is so eww!
Haiku # 2952, January 24, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by Coffee of USA
The inside of my
Thighs kind of smell like mushrooms
From recent contact.
Haiku # 2951, January 24, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Fatty
I had a dog with
a funny name. Would you like
to hear it? Would you?
Haiku # 2950, January 24, 2000 10:05 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
It never snows in
Little Rock, it only will
Piss nasty rain down
Haiku # 2949, January 24, 2000 10:03 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Nobody reads this
maybe they come by and look
I can not blame them
Haiku # 2948, January 24, 2000 10:02 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Texas navy beans,
A fruit that makes corn bread complete.
Spoonful and a smile.
Haiku # 2947, January 24, 2000 9:56 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Belly button kiss
Is what pushes my buttons
Lay back and cum quick
Haiku # 2946, January 24, 2000 3:58 am ET
by Sarah-rednutpeanut of rah, blah
IRONY

The more intensely
you want it, the less chance you
have of getting it.

Haiku # 2945, January 23, 2000 8:31 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I try to think of
something intelligent to
say. I have no luck.
Haiku # 2944, January 23, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I see the monsters.
An unshared reality
forces me to scream.
Haiku # 2943, January 23, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Shagmeister ha ha!
mail you a joint in your dreams
the shit resides here
Haiku # 2942, January 22, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Basho-rigormortis
tears on my pillow
dark sorrow strains my bowels
hari-kari songs
Haiku # 2941, January 22, 2000 10:28 am ET
by Basho-rigami
vicki has weird toes
they''re blue and yellow and green
they freak me out, lots!
Haiku # 2940, January 21, 2000 11:52 pm ET
by psycho delic
I drink the water
But look something is floating
Who backwashed in this
Haiku # 2939, January 21, 2000 11:36 am ET
by Heming Ernestway of Huntington Beach,
the sound of lovin''
keeps me awake on the couch
gramma is too loud
Haiku # 2938, January 20, 2000 7:09 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Walls start to close in
Squeezing me out to face life
Like a rigid turd
Haiku # 2937, January 20, 2000 4:48 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
In my underwear
I see bitter cold outside
I love my heater
Haiku # 2936, January 20, 2000 4:38 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
A haiku bender
Comes from this cabin fever
God please help us all
Haiku # 2935, January 20, 2000 4:32 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Nipples stand erect
Trying to break from their shirts
I just watch and wait
Haiku # 2934, January 20, 2000 4:30 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Wicked wicked girls
They show me their stuff for free
I''m not complaining
Haiku # 2933, January 20, 2000 4:25 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Somebody help me
Stuck indoors from the snow storm
Mail me a joint
Haiku # 2932, January 19, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Tree lines fade away
The Great Plains are seen ahead
God this land is dull
Haiku # 2931, January 19, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I met this one girl
She gave me some body paints
I am now Master
Haiku # 2930, January 19, 2000 5:32 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Earrings dangling
Swaying back and forth at night
Sadness fills the air
Haiku # 2929, January 19, 2000 5:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Hot sex on Sunday
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream
Oooh am I hungry!!!
Haiku # 2928, January 19, 2000 5:28 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
A koala bear
Hanging from a tree sleeping
Dreams of other lands
Haiku # 2927, January 19, 2000 5:23 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
what I''d like to see:
a giant german shepard
eating a monkey
Haiku # 2926, January 19, 2000 9:38 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
your mom looked real good
I said "Hi Mrs. Hot Bitch!"
your dad strangled me
Haiku # 2925, January 19, 2000 9:33 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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