Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
single parent home
another fatherless coon
future drug dealer
Haiku # 29747 April 29, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blacks show no restraint
they buy fubu clothes instead
of food for their kids
Haiku # 29746 April 29, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martin Luther King
a dishonest sex addict
he was no Gandhi
Haiku # 29744 April 29, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (gandhi rocks my world)
ignorant yard apes
worshipping hip-hop culture
no wonder they're dumb
Haiku # 29741 April 29, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our nation's prisons
full of lazy porch monkeys
lock them up for good
Haiku # 29740 April 29, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
coloreds are worthless
basketball and graffiti
are their main talents
Haiku # 29739 April 29, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm doing god's work
a professional racist
cleaning the world's poop
Haiku # 29738 April 29, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i have brochures if you want them)
no nonsense skin head
leroy gets a curbie for
hitting on white girls
Haiku # 29737 April 29, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (aryan nation forever)
the men fuck infants
as an antidote to aids
they are beyond hope
Haiku # 29736 April 29, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the dark continent
the world's permanent shit stain
we should nuke them all
Haiku # 29735 April 29, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no hand-outs for coons
let natural selection
dictate their demise
Haiku # 29734 April 29, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
loud puerto ricans
playing their taco music
they breed like chickens
Haiku # 29731 April 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hate the japanese
they do everything better
like quiet robots
Haiku # 29729 April 29, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
necklace wearing wop
driving his new camaro
he reaks of garlic
Haiku # 29728 April 29, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ugly tiger woods
freaky abomination
no more race mixing
Haiku # 29727 April 29, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i'll try to get all the major race and ethnic groups. don't feel bad if you're left out.
disease ridden chinks
infecting our world once more
slanty eyed bastards
Haiku # 29726 April 29, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hanging from a tree
like ducks in a chinese store
roast him on a spit
Haiku # 29725 April 29, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if the borders close
we will run out of wetbacks
to power sweatshops
Haiku # 29724 April 29, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (oh yeah, i know you like that one.)
no need to pay him
he works for watermelon
now that's a good slave
Haiku # 29722 April 29, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
i want to suck sf's dick but he
won't respond to my email address.
please guys what do i do. i'm a
homo in confusion just desperate
for sf's hot cock up my ass. i try
forging his haiku but he doesn't
respond. please, i'm so horny
i need a break from door knobs
and beer bottles. i need some
real man flesh, what do i do?

Haiku # 29721 April 29, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by Mox
There once was a man with no head
Who realised that he was dead
But then his thoughts stopped
His head had been chopped
A revolution, peasant lead
Haiku # 29720 April 29, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
ash writes his haiku
after a difficult day
selling insurance
Haiku # 29719 April 29, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
his years of practice
no substitute for his lack
of inspiration
Haiku # 29717 April 29, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with poets who have never had an inspired moment in their entire lives, yet write as if they had
relies on vocab
he makes competition out
of economy
Haiku # 29716 April 29, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
those careless efforts
like reading samples from a
how-to manual
Haiku # 29715 April 29, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with cleverness masking itself as poetry
so clever he is
sacrifices honesty
for mindless wordplay
Haiku # 29714 April 29, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with language surgeons passing themselves off has honest poets
a worthless penny
satisfied with nothingness
we're in the same boat
Haiku # 29713 April 29, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ash is even more
self-indulgent than myself
worship his conceit
Haiku # 29712 April 29, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wall of death/denial/ozone lotion,
killing outside in under pressure,
crush the joints and blood cells
Haiku # 29710 April 29, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Sadie X of KY
Flower,
Death,
Buddah, Christ
Haiku # 29709 April 29, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Sadie X of KY
Sexually Frustrated suck my balls,
Like a fly upon the wall,
like and suck enjoy the taste,
make some juicy ball juice paste!
Haiku # 29708 April 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Habba Jabba Jingy of Africa
shit fuck cunt ass bitch whore
crap poop
Haiku # 29707 April 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by assmaster
Open a little
wider my dear so that I
can get some more in.
Haiku # 29706 April 29, 2003 6:25 am ET
by Dentist
Where would you implant
Collagen and who would you
Like to look like? Why?
Haiku # 29705 April 29, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my hips makes me look like
Betty Grable
Haiku # 29704 April 29, 2003 6:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my ears I look like Spock
beam me up Scoty
Haiku # 29703 April 29, 2003 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my nose make me look like
Carl Muldens father
Haiku # 29702 April 29, 2003 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Hair down to his knees
Belching profane words, student
accommodation
Haiku # 29701 April 29, 2003 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Oral cutlery
stimulation is a sin
covered with ice cream
Haiku # 29700 April 29, 2003 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Man or crockery
Crisis of identity
Buda says we
Haiku # 29699 April 29, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Is it possible
to fall in love with a bowl
maybe just good friends
Haiku # 29698 April 29, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Looks like wood but is
lacquered steel, so alluring
I gaze hypnotized
Haiku # 29697 April 29, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Cost me more than I
can afford but works of art
such as these are rare
Haiku # 29696 April 29, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
This beautiful bowl
Lacquered many shades of brown
Arts high perfection
Haiku # 29695 April 29, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The grand announcement
Crisis on the Internet!
Running out of crap!
Haiku # 29694 April 29, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
shitty cunt stain on the wall,
wont you go to hell at all?
wash your pussy fishy one,
then suck on my funny dong
Haiku # 29693 April 28, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball stink, like a pig pen.
My ass burnt from having my
salad tossed by billy bob
Haiku # 29692 April 28, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The gayness, of my anusss,
Makes me want to play-nuss!!
Haiku # 29691 April 28, 2003 11:07 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
guitar strings ringing
reminiscence of ozone
steel acoustic smell
Haiku # 29690 April 28, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by ash
so many haiku
and i use the term loosely
so few works of art
Haiku # 29689 April 28, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ash
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