funny how this works
if you'd met me on the street
we'd be best of friends

hatred has its place
linguistic shock and awe to
break your lethargy

buckets of haiku
washing away my hatred

oh please make it stop

that's more like it ash
less arty fluff and more hate
art doesn't suit you

Und ich spreche das
Weil ich kann Englisch sprechen
Unternarr mit Senf

Translators are pants
And, as I study german
I need not use them

Life

Such an easy thing
To use online translators
Makes us look clever

trolls, flamers and jerks
oh my...makes bad haikuers
want to sigh big sigh

but still we must try
to wait for goodbye to those
who must fry their fry

Das ist nicht richtig
Es ist brauche, um und zu
Das ge ist nicht gut

Dein

Mein Vater saugt mir
F

Unstable judgment
Mirrored eyes let nothing through
Concrete blocks for ears

Betonsteine f

Solch eine einfache Sache, zum der on-line-

Ihr Ego, das es ermangelt, durch selbst Versuchbescheidenheit
Verstehend

fashionable pork
absolutely scrumptious yum
served with apple sauce

F

Sound of lapping sea
Rolling pebbles too and fro
On a warm sand beach

It dances, black man
I've shot it
Rape!

Though I think I have
A more attractive option -
writing bad haikus!

Just 5 weeks to go -
A lot of work must be done -
I'd better start now

Used to have a mate
Lived in Tennessee, he grew
The very best I

He just feeds his own
Negativity. With his
own prejudices

i meant bad for him
it's always been good for me
but then i'm perfect

He

Is there such a thing?
As some bad sinsemilla
Think you

what can one believe ?
is there some greater purpose ?
grandma has a cock

i think he's wasted
but it's bad sinsemilla
and less good haiku

What gets me is that
SF has wasted talent
Should submit comedy

Could write fantastic
Scripts if he lets go of hate
He enjoys too much

filth and dirt not nice
filthy thoughts and dirty deeds
make me laugh out loud

dirty and filthy
are words that express so much
dirt and filth likewise

my polluted mind
entertaining dirty thoughts
whilst i'm pottering

my bloke's a potter
he potters about all day
and so does his wife

i read all of them
and sometimes i have a laugh
less often, sadly

We are the authors
Read its content, ours to reject
Why pollute your mind

Gracelessly words flow
In banal competition
I ask why read them

bold c

i should get a job
this is not a way of life
don't believe a word

high quality flood
well, okay, less pathetic
than the shite you write

see me register
what, you can't see yourself now ?
that must be so bad

i can't stop at one
but i guess i'm not alone
turn up the volume

a few more haiku
to distance substandard scum
and this page is ours

church, army, the clan
join now you loud mouthed fucker
right up your alley

go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock

gotta stop this now
unlike you i have a life
that i like living

i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great

not a full page yet ?
i must continue to write
there is room to burn

blah blah blah blah blah
and yada yada yada
can i offend you?