Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies
Haiku # 29934 May 2, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there
Haiku # 29933 May 2, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can
Haiku # 29932 May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 29931 May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase
Haiku # 29930 May 2, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it
Haiku # 29929 May 1, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride
Haiku # 29928 May 1, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women
Haiku # 29927 May 1, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Oral, you say? Although the chances of that will still be atrociously slim.
Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso
Haiku # 29926 May 1, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Du hast Haiku geschlachtet
and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel
Haiku # 29925 May 1, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein
Haiku # 29924 May 1, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too
Haiku # 29923 May 1, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me
Haiku # 29922 May 1, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen
Haiku # 29921 May 1, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature
Haiku # 29920 May 1, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine
Haiku # 29919 May 1, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (no funeral)
an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku
Haiku # 29918 May 1, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you
Haiku # 29917 May 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto
Haiku # 29916 May 1, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by A Student of Damn you, similar english spellings
Ich sto
Haiku # 29915 May 1, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Ich, der Meisterstoßer, niederstoßen Sie
tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill
Haiku # 29914 May 1, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ich stie
Haiku # 29913 May 1, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Aber ich habe die Katze geschürt
Ja, meinen Affe
Ist zu gro
Haiku # 29912 May 1, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin der Meisterstoßer!! Verbeugen Sie zu mir!
so i was lying
plan A was also plan B
and it never fail
Haiku # 29911 May 1, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i've had a good life
though you may not believe it
now leave me alone
Haiku # 29910 May 1, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
That surprises me
That you had a plan A too
What would that have been?
Haiku # 29909 May 1, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by A Student of Was that going to be without the drugs?
just back that thing up
i didn't mean you fat girl
oh christ here she comes
Haiku # 29908 May 1, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'll get lung cancer
buy some prescription ganja
smoke myself to death
Haiku # 29907 May 1, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
chocalate when your stoned
flavor extravaganza
pleasure overload
Haiku # 29906 May 1, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a hundred dollars
for a quarter ounce of weed
worth every penny
Haiku # 29905 May 1, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's quite a burden
being masculine that is
i can't wear makeup
Haiku # 29904 May 1, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i must fend them off
horny coeds flock to me
one at a time girls
Haiku # 29903 May 1, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
worst blow job ever
wild badgers are more gentle
i'll be sore for days
Haiku # 29902 May 1, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the date has gone wrong
i switch over to plan b
drug her and fuck her
Haiku # 29901 May 1, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'll go to japan
and study zen for a while
perhaps i'll be cured
Haiku # 29900 May 1, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why am i so hot
i really can't answer that
just nature i guess
Haiku # 29899 May 1, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I am from the rough streets of
Compton (represent!) I had no
daddy. Mamma raised us 7 kids
workin 3 jobs. I ran with the gangs
and now I am a lawyer.....
Go figure
Haiku # 29898 May 1, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by Leotis Smith-Sharrington of Los Angeles
PENCIL NECK GEEKS YOU ARE,
NEVER GONNA GET TO FAR,
MAYBE MEET A HO IN A BAR,
THEN TAKE HER HOME IN YOUR CAR
THEN THE U.S. AND IRAQ AT WAR
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR,
SHMIZZLE SHMAZZLE SHMARRR
Haiku # 29897 May 1, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by HIP HOP of COMPTON
Shizm my Nizm,
Wankstagankstamasta
Haiku # 29896 May 1, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by doobie of va
sexually frustrated is a punk,
smells like a skunk,
with no slam dunk,
what a chump,
on the head is a bump,
he is a lump
Haiku # 29895 May 1, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crows and a vulture
sharing same squirrel, maybe we
can all get along
Haiku # 29894 May 1, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (symbolism?...schmymbolism!)
so i returned from
new orleans...jazz fest, there's
no words for it all.....

except....fuck off moxie!
Haiku # 29893 May 1, 2003 5:01 am ET
by k
Nearly seven years -
I certainly deserve this,
but this can't go on...
Haiku # 29892 May 1, 2003 4:59 am ET
by R. of PT
That shouldn't take so long...
One year became three, then six -
Please, please, have this stop!
Haiku # 29891 May 1, 2003 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll rephrase it here:
how long can this mad story
keep go on like this?
Haiku # 29890 May 1, 2003 4:02 am ET
by R. of PT
Ten years old is fun,
then twenty, thirty, forty.
What does happen then?
Haiku # 29889 May 1, 2003 4:00 am ET
by R. of PT
If everyone knew
about the drinking and the sex
they
Haiku # 29888 May 1, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Ich habe den Affe
Und es ist schneller als dich
Aber nicht so gro
Haiku # 29887 May 1, 2003 3:44 am ET
by A Student of Linford Christie ist nicht so schnell wie meinen Affe
Entschldigung aber das ist Schei
Haiku # 29886 May 1, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of That makes more sense
Ich bin ein Student
Aber ich studiert?
Nein, Ich trinke gern
Haiku # 29885 May 1, 2003 3:39 am ET
by A Student of At least I can get back into the first year next year
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