.......i like the texture
and the shades of ocres and
....tans and yellows. too
by ronin
....a fucking redneck
romping silly in the field
...makes a good target
by ronin
......moments of frailties,
frozen in time, make good so-
.........lid evidence, sir
(shoot, i gotta brush up on my
..............badhaiku)
by ronin
...such unfaithfullness
and times of indiscretion
...do become you, yes
by ronin of farfarawayfrommoxandAnonymousPrick
i'm quiet obsessive
outlaw countless perfidies
haiku has a cock
by ash
Sun too bright to stand
Beating down relentlessly
Need factor thirty
by William Nippress
If only you think
you
by William Nippress
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona shoot deer in side
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona cut off its head
Wont stop huntin til im dead!
by Redneckyota
Ich bin der Bauherr von Babel, ein Trappenhaus zu Holle
Er ersetzt eure
by A Student of Oh dear, I have no idea what that coursework was supposed to be
oh the poor haiku
what are these people doing?
five, seven, then five!
by tiger of vegas
It drops down on you
It rains down upon your heads
I pee off the roof
by u2popmofo
tourists everywhere
marvelling at the skyline
smiling like monkeys
by sexually frustrated
no beer before noon
a brand new experience
pure lucidity
by sexually frustrated
corporate sell-out
written all over his face
stamped like a bar code
by sexually frustrated
if i understood
that would surely be funny
but i don't get it
by sexually frustrated (what nonsensical forgeries, not even close)
birds do what they do
with no justification
we should watch and learn
by sexually frustrated
if it werent for nachos,
i would have shot myself a long
time ago..DALE EARNHARRRDT!
by sexually frustrated
spread out the pieces
examine them one by one
they still make no sense
by sexually frustrated
in office hours
he expects me to brown nose
not gonna happen
by sexually frustrated
i could do their job
better than they ever could
they hate me for it
by sexually frustrated
the problem with school
they don't even challenge me
tenure-track failures
by sexually frustrated (school's a business, they make money off of passing you through the system like a turd, but education it ai
i'm a neurotic
dissecting like a surgeon
actions of the past
by sexually frustrated (inspired by ash)
the lovely rain song
i'd suck jimmy page's dick
even though i'm straight
by sexually frustrated (that's how much i love him)
a stool for the gods
too perfect to flush away
i'll wrap it in foil
by sexually frustrated (that's more like it)
those last four weren't mine
i'm never up that early
they don't have my style
by sexually frustrated (the inimitable)
Ich bin der Sturmbringer und der Tr
by A Student of Hallo Lehrer. Leid, aber, ich habe mit Ihre Tochter geschlafen
Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant
by Steve Reents of Illinois
You and me
gotta go pee
where is Chee?
chilli peppers basist, flea
hug a tree
kill a bee
by gordon sumner of shawshank
I am cold
grandma is old
i feel bold
where in the world
where is aunt pearl?
how is my girl?
go on and twirl
by frankie of shawshank
Cooked on the grill
then felt ill
then took a pill
cant pay my bill
thats a chill
where is will?
by Anonymous Poet of shawshank
Takin' a pill
'Cause I am ill
Met a guy named Will
Payin' my bill
Drinkin' some swill
Gotta go kill
Take a chill
by marvin the poet of shawshank
frustrated, can't you
at least try - express yourself
in haiku format?
by Drophammer of infinite patience
if ever there were
poems to remove from here
frustrated writes them
by Drophammer of your toaster oven
one thing we all know,
frustrated certainly is
no wonder - no dates
by Drophammer of your pocket
stinky cheese pussy stink, smell
the stink of clit, pussy juice and oil
all over my face, cunt juice
stinking, bury my face in it
by sexually frustrated
....OHHHHAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH
JUST COPPED MY NUT!!!!
HAHAHAHA
by sexually frustrated
two hot 21 year old girls.....both in nylon pantyhose, short skirts, high heels...one on her knees under the
other, licking her pussy...crotchless
the other moaning...squeezing her
head twixt her legs...the smell of
pussy..ahhhhh...and pantyhose..as
i watch, i grab my cock and stroke
while they continue to suck and
fuck...first straps on a dildo and
proceeds to lift up the others skirt
fucking her hard and long...lesbian
pantyhose stink sex...ahhhhhh...
while i rub my cock with her
nylons....ahhhh...getting ready to
come..... they come over and take
turns sucking my cock...then sit
on my face while the other rubs my
balls...ahhhhh pantyhose sex...
by sexually frustrated
i am such a geek
i want my new computer
and i want it now
by ash
i am a fossil
buried beneath my future
as it weighs me down
by ash
monomania
it happens from time to time
but they all burn out
by ash
pussy and beer...
what else is there?
even women agree that pussy
and beer rock the party
by sexually frustrated
Next thing you know I
by William Nippress
Just telling you what
you already knew but would
not admit your self
by William Nippress
Loves such a strange thing
Often confused with lusting
Most guys only lust
by William Nippress
Perihelion
Mercury's precession or
advance through space time
by William Nippress
Take a lesson son
Never do better than your boss
Or He
by William Nippress
Ich will sag dir was ich m
by A Student of Das Gewürtzmädchen
Ich bin Der Meistersto
by A Student of Ich stoße das Kind aus
for two hours now
a deluge of haiku
yes, i have problems
by sexually frustrated (my shrink takes shots of whiskey after our sessions)
i'm so pretentious
what the hell am i saying
drugs are killing me
by sexually frustrated