Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
the body and blood
she approaches the altar
to make her purchase
Haiku # 30756 May 21, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
He sells some hemp beer
Tastes bitter, buys from Holland
Legal he told me
Haiku # 30755 May 21, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
My pagan neighbor
Shows me a book on drugs use
Unbiased and true
Haiku # 30754 May 21, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Drinking to forget
Cold road comes up to meet me
Wet roads smell so nice
Haiku # 30753 May 21, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
The art of driving
Squeezing in between two cars
Not a foot between
Haiku # 30752 May 21, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waste another day
Promised help did not arrive
Don
Haiku # 30751 May 21, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Sounds of loud creaking
I move my leather jacket
Must be quality
Haiku # 30750 May 21, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Close inspection shows
Tiny round indentations
Staplers run out
Haiku # 30749 May 21, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
i still have wet dreams
but they're never sexual
they involve jesus
Haiku # 30748 May 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
can you call it rape
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
Haiku # 30747 May 21, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm sliding around
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
Haiku # 30746 May 21, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Balcony wind blows
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
Haiku # 30745 May 21, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by Samantha of Toronto
Hey stinky AP
We got the message, move on
Or we
Haiku # 30744 May 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by Mums watching
everybody smiles
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
Haiku # 30743 May 21, 2003 11:12 am ET
by onjaysun
stinky girlie pussy, tight to make it
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
Haiku # 30742 May 21, 2003 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie tight jeans, pussy stink
Haiku # 30741 May 21, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Terrorist attack
So implement police state
People have no rights
Haiku # 30740 May 21, 2003 7:44 am ET
by A Student of Effective way of keeping your own people under control
Lobsters don't have phones
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
Haiku # 30739 May 21, 2003 7:39 am ET
by Korzak of Marianas Trench
Alexander Bell
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
Haiku # 30738 May 21, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Why so important
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
Haiku # 30737 May 21, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Addicted to phones
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
Haiku # 30736 May 21, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
The telephone rings
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
Haiku # 30735 May 21, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Punctuated clouds
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
Haiku # 30734 May 21, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
People look like ants
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
Haiku # 30733 May 21, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Isn
Haiku # 30732 May 21, 2003 4:03 am ET
by Limey
High alert attack
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
Haiku # 30731 May 21, 2003 4:02 am ET
by Limey
There
Haiku # 30730 May 21, 2003 3:22 am ET
by Limey
Thinking people fight
Politicians scared to death
By thinking people
Haiku # 30729 May 21, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians feed
On all those who do nothing
Cut off the supply
Haiku # 30728 May 21, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Better to action
Even the wrong direction
Than to do nothing
Haiku # 30727 May 21, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
No words are wasted
If you can make someone think
For maybe first time
Haiku # 30726 May 21, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
why am i preaching
i make a fool of myself
there's nothing to say
Haiku # 30725 May 21, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sexually frustrated (what nonsense, i'll shut up now)
mean spirited men
with no imagination
strengthening their grip
Haiku # 30724 May 21, 2003 1:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated (i can accept a dictator if he had some creativity like hitler. but we're stuck with bush, in all his sopor
it's a divider
between you and the god-head
the will of others
Haiku # 30723 May 21, 2003 1:26 am ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're smart enough
you'll turn your back and escape
don't follow the herd
Haiku # 30722 May 21, 2003 1:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated (and by herd, i mean all ideologies, even the self-righteous anarchist crying for revolutionary change)
why coerce others
to each his own devices
make your own morals
Haiku # 30721 May 21, 2003 1:16 am ET
by sexually frustrated
anarchy is pure
politics involves power
the two don't relate
Haiku # 30720 May 21, 2003 1:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated (nature is anarchy, no politics there unless you create yourself)
allowing anarchy is proof that
free society works for everyone
even those with no social morals
Haiku # 30719 May 20, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by samhain
anarchists does nothing but
perputuate freedom
Haiku # 30718 May 20, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by samhain
But anarchy is
ultimate communism.
Which is politics
Haiku # 30717 May 20, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Jawohl!
welcome to the machine
you are cog no#845290837612
everything you do keeps it going
Haiku # 30716 May 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of with everone
you fucking moron, i'm talking
about anarchists. if they protest
then they are doing nothing more
than buying into democratic ideals
and procedures.
Haiku # 30715 May 20, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i have to lower myself to explain shit to idiots)
Undermine it by
actively practicing it?
That makes no damn sense
Haiku # 30714 May 20, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Give them democracy!
They have a right to it, but
the U.S. doesn't?
Haiku # 30713 May 20, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
with couples in love
i always quell my instinct
to break their faces

Haiku # 30712 May 20, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
smell a dead body
of all the mammals on earth
humans stink the most
Haiku # 30711 May 20, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
lay down your placard
protesting reinforces
foul democracy
Haiku # 30710 May 20, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with jackasses who mindlessly practice democracy in their attempt to undermine it.)
silly anarchists
by practicing politics
they oppose themselves
Haiku # 30709 May 20, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (beware the self-righteous anarchist, he's nothing more than a poser)
it's hard to sustain
the cosmic affirmation
of an acid trip
Haiku # 30708 May 20, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
existence is hell
i'm too weak to end it all
somehow i'm alive
Haiku # 30707 May 20, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated