Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
silly anarchists
by practicing politics
they oppose themselves
Haiku # 30709 May 20, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (beware the self-righteous anarchist, he's nothing more than a poser)
it's hard to sustain
the cosmic affirmation
of an acid trip
Haiku # 30708 May 20, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
existence is hell
i'm too weak to end it all
somehow i'm alive
Haiku # 30707 May 20, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a lump of something
continually fermenting
in brief, that is life
Haiku # 30706 May 20, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blessed be my thoughts
for those who aren't capable
you can go watch friends
Haiku # 30705 May 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (be a good little lemming, and leave the thinking to the grownups)
it's all incomplete
godel's irrefutable
yet we ignore him
Haiku # 30704 May 20, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
curse syllable thoughts
bad internal monologue
thinking in haiku
Haiku # 30703 May 20, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoebox in the back of a closet
focus on yourself
helping others is futile
it's all you can do
Haiku # 30702 May 20, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (instead of trying to redecorate my house, get your own house in order motherfucker.)
see the palindrome
no end and no beginning
it makes me dizzy
Haiku # 30701 May 20, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sitting lotus style
a meaningless ritual
that's not zen my friend
Haiku # 30700 May 20, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
eat your daily bread
god put it on earth for you
now regurgitate
Haiku # 30699 May 20, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
above and beyond
on the limitless spiral
whatever may come
Haiku # 30698 May 20, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (can you say stoner?)
lobsters and crabs in da ocean,
playing and swimming
and blowin bubbles
Haiku # 30697 May 20, 2003 9:32 am ET
by samhain
girlie cunt smell, stinking up the
room. pussy stench
Haiku # 30696 May 20, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie pussy stink
Haiku # 30695 May 20, 2003 8:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
get down shintaro !
show me some eager ninja
what's with the basket ?
Haiku # 30694 May 20, 2003 7:52 am ET
by ash
Jagged pain failure
Caked disgrace for all to see
Glaxo board failure
Haiku # 30693 May 20, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Scramble to the top
It is so not what we thought
Pinnacle failure
Haiku # 30692 May 20, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Old age
Haiku # 30691 May 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
We rotate ourselves
Like a spiral galaxy
Drawn to our center
Haiku # 30690 May 20, 2003 3:01 am ET
by William Nippress
How many?????????????
100,000,000 People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungry Every Day.
Haiku # 30689 May 19, 2003 10:03 pm ET
by StarvinMarvin
Is Life Art Moving?
Is Life Art Moving in Time?
Life is Art is Life.
Haiku # 30688 May 19, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by Pablo P
Fish swim in oceans
Ladders rise and fall with stars
Crosses and Numbers
Haiku # 30687 May 19, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too old for my age
my nineteenth nervous breakdown
the Stones put it best
Haiku # 30686 May 19, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
i can remember
youth gone past, innocence lost
but i am still young
Haiku # 30685 May 19, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
comes up every day
in the morning dawn of light
then goes down at night
Haiku # 30684 May 19, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by jul
art for me has gone far enough
time to call it quits
need a new hobby
Haiku # 30683 May 19, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of location location location
I argue with self
internal conflict, lonliness v's employment
I want to go but need to stay
Haiku # 30682 May 19, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of far away from the past
ALthough, all it did
Was tell me I needed a disk
So I shut it down
Haiku # 30681 May 19, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by A Student of And then started again
Computer virus
The email says, that's too bad
I've received it now
Haiku # 30680 May 19, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Thanks for the warning, anyway
just got one of dem
topless bugs, now let me at
dem topless wimen
Haiku # 30679 May 19, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's blue and tan and named Vilma)
loose hippie bitches
under the guise of free love
they behave like whores
Haiku # 30678 May 19, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pornography sucks
Elephantile males who will
Fuck well endowed girls
Haiku # 30677 May 19, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by A Student of Exams again
i've fucked up my life
nothing to look forward to
but death and rebirth
Haiku # 30676 May 19, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot girl, not even old enough
to stink yet
Haiku # 30675 May 19, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole area stinking of hot
teenage pussy, curvaceous and
ready to fuck
Haiku # 30674 May 19, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mall stunk with the smell of
teenage high school pussy in tight
jeans
Haiku # 30673 May 19, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frankie the Crab. How gay is he,
looking for Mr. Right. Pinching his
friends, looking for the Village
People
Haiku # 30672 May 19, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by samhain
Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes
Haiku # 30671 May 19, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by samhain
Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn
Haiku # 30670 May 19, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by A Student of More beer
Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own
Haiku # 30669 May 19, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by Social Disease
Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's
Haiku # 30668 May 19, 2003 11:48 am ET
by Busty Sinclair of Hell's Giftshop
it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though
Haiku # 30667 May 19, 2003 11:26 am ET
by mellie, our muddies are the best ( crabs, that is)
snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl
Haiku # 30666 May 19, 2003 11:22 am ET
by mellie
"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight
Haiku # 30665 May 19, 2003 11:18 am ET
by samhain
"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant
Haiku # 30664 May 19, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"
Haiku # 30663 May 19, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle
Haiku # 30662 May 19, 2003 11:02 am ET
by samhain
"Rock Lobster"
B-52's
Haiku # 30661 May 19, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
Ay Tis I submitted
You
Haiku # 30660 May 19, 2003 9:17 am ET
by William Nippress