Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 338 Days and 72688 Haikus later...

i've fucked up my life
nothing to look forward to
but death and rebirth
Haiku # 30676, May 19, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot girl, not even old enough
to stink yet
Haiku # 30675, May 19, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole area stinking of hot
teenage pussy, curvaceous and
ready to fuck
Haiku # 30674, May 19, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mall stunk with the smell of
teenage high school pussy in tight
jeans
Haiku # 30673, May 19, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frankie the Crab. How gay is he,
looking for Mr. Right. Pinching his
friends, looking for the Village
People
Haiku # 30672, May 19, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by samhain
Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes
Haiku # 30671, May 19, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by samhain
Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn
Haiku # 30670, May 19, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by A Student of More beer
Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own
Haiku # 30669, May 19, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by Social Disease
Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's
Haiku # 30668, May 19, 2003 11:48 am ET
by Busty Sinclair of Hell's Giftshop
it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though
Haiku # 30667, May 19, 2003 11:26 am ET
by mellie, our muddies are the best ( crabs, that is)
snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl
Haiku # 30666, May 19, 2003 11:22 am ET
by mellie
"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight
Haiku # 30665, May 19, 2003 11:18 am ET
by samhain
"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant
Haiku # 30664, May 19, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"
Haiku # 30663, May 19, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle
Haiku # 30662, May 19, 2003 11:02 am ET
by samhain
"Rock Lobster"
B-52's
Haiku # 30661, May 19, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
Ay Tis I submitted
You
Haiku # 30660, May 19, 2003 9:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Yes, there are many
monkeys on the haiku farm
With different styles
Haiku # 30659, May 19, 2003 6:21 am ET
by A Student of Affen!
willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name
Haiku # 30658, May 19, 2003 5:56 am ET
by searle of confusededesed
Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure
Haiku # 30657, May 19, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land
Haiku # 30656, May 19, 2003 4:48 am ET
by searle of fucked for life
Mess and filthy dissorder
Deliberate accidents contrived
painting is evil
Haiku # 30655, May 19, 2003 4:46 am ET
by searle of learning to hate art
trapped inside a rotting facade
aging thinking mind not changing
body decaying, fear
Haiku # 30654, May 19, 2003 4:35 am ET
by searle of cell in frontal lobe
......the english are cool
with their hip mien and elan
.though at times scheming*
.
.
.(*-or mercilessly ruthless)
Haiku # 30653, May 19, 2003 4:28 am ET
by ronin@jammingwithjohnandpaul
Time is chasing me
He wants more than I can give
Making haste
Haiku # 30652, May 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
AP tell me just
Why you hate Moxie so much
I
Haiku # 30651, May 19, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was it meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30650, May 19, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30649, May 19, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that how I am
Axis on which all things turn
Flattering AP
Haiku # 30648, May 19, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
You forgot SF
Or have you gone soft AP
Welcome to you too
Haiku # 30647, May 19, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
assholes
Haiku # 30646, May 19, 2003 4:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am the master
Erotic lobster haiku
No one can compare
Haiku # 30645, May 18, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Korzak
Nothing can compare
To cracking her wide open
And eating her out
Haiku # 30644, May 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Korzak
I fucking love it,
When lobster slides down my throat
So sweet and tasty
Haiku # 30643, May 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Korzak
To be a lobster,
And scuttle about the sea
Fun, till turned to food
Haiku # 30642, May 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Korzak
Such a tasty meat,
Drenched in succulent butter
Lobster dies for me
Haiku # 30641, May 18, 2003 11:38 pm ET
by Korzak
Lobster fucking me,
Claws grip my shoulders fiercely,
Caught in the love-trap
Haiku # 30640, May 18, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Korzak of Mariana Trench
axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 30639, May 18, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by ap
roller disco whore
indulges in flashing lights
drinks and screws with skates
Haiku # 30638, May 18, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of in a shoe box in the back of a closet
I am well prepared
There is always lots of booze
In my possession
Haiku # 30637, May 18, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of Although they don't always let you drink in lectures
Want to shake his hand
Bush united Middle East
Everyone
Haiku # 30636, May 18, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Saddam Hussain
Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end
Haiku # 30635, May 18, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by George W Bush
one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans
Haiku # 30634, May 18, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by oldnasty
i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance
Haiku # 30633, May 18, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die
Haiku # 30632, May 18, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon
Haiku # 30631, May 18, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (viva la revolucion!)
you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
Haiku # 30630, May 18, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
Haiku # 30629, May 18, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
Haiku # 30628, May 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
Haiku # 30627, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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