Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 313 Days and 72106 Haikus later...

you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
Haiku # 30630, May 18, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
Haiku # 30629, May 18, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
Haiku # 30628, May 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
Haiku # 30627, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Worried not a jot
Ap can just do his worst
Lacks understanding
(welcome back moxie
Haiku # 30626, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
jostling elbows
as we fight for position
at the baggage claim
Haiku # 30625, May 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate humanity, and by humanity i mean you)
``TTT
``TTT
__TTT__
[ 0 v 0 ]
'`[ O ]
Haiku # 30624, May 18, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin zwòlf Affen groß und alles ist närrisch
a lot of those who
work are in anger or jealous
brought up to fight and

not think for themselves
just survive, until someone
like them shows them a

different way...is Alan
Jackson so bad???
Haiku # 30623, May 18, 2003 10:12 am ET
by Mox
just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...

(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...
Haiku # 30622, May 18, 2003 10:10 am ET
by Mox
I could judge the sins
of the people here but the
whole Will Bennett thing...

I bet would make me
a hypocrite to begin with
oh, wait, shoot myself?

no, gotta shoot these
dice, beat Hunter! those drugs, ahh
giant horny samoans
who are actually from South LA!
Haiku # 30621, May 18, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Mox
Bloody haiku thing
It ignored my spaces, that's
The last time I draw
Haiku # 30620, May 18, 2003 7:07 am ET
by A Student of with letter
[ 0 0 ]
[ v ]
[ o ]
Haiku # 30619, May 18, 2003 7:05 am ET
by A Student of All this talk of painting
I have invented
An all new poking device
I call it a stick
Haiku # 30618, May 18, 2003 7:03 am ET
by A Student of Yay! Exam tomorrow! But I'm not sure where or when
The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew
Haiku # 30617, May 18, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances
Haiku # 30616, May 18, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art
Haiku # 30615, May 18, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long
Haiku # 30614, May 18, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex
Haiku # 30613, May 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30612, May 18, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition
Haiku # 30611, May 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
No offence taken
Haiku # 30610, May 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30609, May 18, 2003 3:10 am ET
by searle
she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes
Haiku # 30608, May 17, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ap
Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real
Haiku # 30607, May 17, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by searle of in undrpants drinking coffee
30604 not mine
Haiku # 30606, May 17, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share
Haiku # 30605, May 17, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
30600 not mine
Haiku # 30604, May 17, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors
Haiku # 30603, May 17, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of When sufficiently innebriated
The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test
Haiku # 30602, May 17, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by A Student of I'm still contemplating giveing my big bottles to certain lecturers
Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then
Haiku # 30601, May 17, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Alcoholism seems a valid excuse for not having to repeat
My Haiku all suck wang
Haiku # 30600, May 17, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

Haiku # 30599, May 17, 2003 11:24 am ET
by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
Haiku # 30598, May 17, 2003 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
Haiku # 30597, May 17, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Mac Daddy of ur ass
the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
Haiku # 30596, May 17, 2003 8:57 am ET
by ash
painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
Haiku # 30595, May 17, 2003 8:18 am ET
by searle of in his fat arse
Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
Haiku # 30594, May 17, 2003 7:34 am ET
by Limey
Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
Haiku # 30593, May 17, 2003 7:32 am ET
by Goerge W Bush
Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
Haiku # 30592, May 17, 2003 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
30588 not mine
Haiku # 30591, May 17, 2003 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging
Haiku # 30590, May 17, 2003 5:31 am ET
by oldnasty of eversville, USA
wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
Haiku # 30589, May 16, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.
Haiku # 30588, May 16, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
Haiku # 30587, May 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
Haiku # 30586, May 16, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Limey
Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home
Haiku # 30585, May 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?
Haiku # 30584, May 16, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
30500, 30501, 30502 not mine
Haiku # 30583, May 16, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!
Haiku # 30582, May 16, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!
Haiku # 30581, May 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
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