Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 313 Days and 72106 Haikus later...

My Haiku all suck wang
Haiku # 30600, May 17, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

Haiku # 30599, May 17, 2003 11:24 am ET
by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
Haiku # 30598, May 17, 2003 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
Haiku # 30597, May 17, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Mac Daddy of ur ass
the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
Haiku # 30596, May 17, 2003 8:57 am ET
by ash
painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
Haiku # 30595, May 17, 2003 8:18 am ET
by searle of in his fat arse
Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
Haiku # 30594, May 17, 2003 7:34 am ET
by Limey
Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
Haiku # 30593, May 17, 2003 7:32 am ET
by Goerge W Bush
Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
Haiku # 30592, May 17, 2003 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
30588 not mine
Haiku # 30591, May 17, 2003 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging
Haiku # 30590, May 17, 2003 5:31 am ET
by oldnasty of eversville, USA
wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
Haiku # 30589, May 16, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.
Haiku # 30588, May 16, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
Haiku # 30587, May 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
Haiku # 30586, May 16, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Limey
Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home
Haiku # 30585, May 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?
Haiku # 30584, May 16, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
30500, 30501, 30502 not mine
Haiku # 30583, May 16, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!
Haiku # 30582, May 16, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!
Haiku # 30581, May 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.
Haiku # 30580, May 16, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!!!
Haiku # 30579, May 16, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go
Haiku # 30578, May 16, 2003 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress
foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors
Haiku # 30577, May 16, 2003 8:43 am ET
by indiana
William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.
Haiku # 30574, May 16, 2003 8:33 am ET
by limey
Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey
Haiku # 30573, May 16, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the F
Haiku # 30572, May 16, 2003 8:07 am ET
by indiana
.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)
Haiku # 30571, May 16, 2003 3:43 am ET
by ronin@andhetakesthepathwaytrainthroughthefieldsofwhey
....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger
Haiku # 30570, May 16, 2003 3:38 am ET
by ronin
Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy
Haiku # 30569, May 16, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling
Haiku # 30568, May 16, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open
Haiku # 30567, May 16, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted
Haiku # 30566, May 15, 2003 10:01 pm ET
by indiana
new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above
Haiku # 30565, May 15, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by Boston gal stopping by
in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid
Haiku # 30564, May 15, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (that floating in air thing does impress the chicks)
Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it
Haiku # 30563, May 15, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by Limey
Brits don
Haiku # 30562, May 15, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Limey
My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination
Haiku # 30561, May 15, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Other people find it strange that I have beer when working in the university on coursework
"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Haiku # 30560, May 15, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by limey
Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!
Haiku # 30559, May 15, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by limey
BASTAGE= ONE PART BASTARD
ONE PART HOSTAGE
Haiku # 30558, May 15, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by limey
Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage
Haiku # 30557, May 15, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by A Student of Probably
Tried to find out what
BASTAGE was or meant? Must be
Ignoramus language
Haiku # 30556, May 15, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by Limey
I wanted to be
Anonymous but they wont let me!
Parents were married
Haiku # 30555, May 15, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Limey
I still remember
Queen street, Camel, 8 ball beers.
Bad Haiku was born!
Haiku # 30554, May 15, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
Haiku # 30553, May 15, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.
Haiku # 30552, May 15, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words
Haiku # 30551, May 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of The general feel of the haiku, when spoken, sounded more comfortable with the long vowel sound
you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!
Haiku # 30550, May 15, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here is your RACIST GIT! YA LIMEY
BASTAGE
Haiku # 30549, May 15, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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