Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 318 Days and 76713 Haiku later...

wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
Haiku # 30589, May 16, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
Haiku # 30588, May 16, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
Haiku # 30587, May 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
Haiku # 30586, May 16, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Limey
Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home
Haiku # 30585, May 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?
Haiku # 30584, May 16, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
30500, 30501, 30502 not mine
Haiku # 30583, May 16, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!
Haiku # 30582, May 16, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!
Haiku # 30581, May 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.
Haiku # 30580, May 16, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 30579, May 16, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go
Haiku # 30578, May 16, 2003 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress
foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors
Haiku # 30577, May 16, 2003 8:43 am ET
by indiana
William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.
Haiku # 30574, May 16, 2003 8:33 am ET
by limey
Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey
Haiku # 30573, May 16, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the F
Haiku # 30572, May 16, 2003 8:07 am ET
by indiana
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.....(a cool treat, ja)
Haiku # 30571, May 16, 2003 3:43 am ET
by ronin@andhetakesthepathwaytrainthroughthefieldsofwhey
....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger
Haiku # 30570, May 16, 2003 3:38 am ET
by ronin
Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy
Haiku # 30569, May 16, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling
Haiku # 30568, May 16, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open
Haiku # 30567, May 16, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted
Haiku # 30566, May 15, 2003 10:01 pm ET
by indiana
new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above
Haiku # 30565, May 15, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by Boston gal stopping by
in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid
Haiku # 30564, May 15, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (that floating in air thing does impress the chicks)
Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it
Haiku # 30563, May 15, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by Limey
Brits don
Haiku # 30562, May 15, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Limey
My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination
Haiku # 30561, May 15, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Other people find it strange that I have beer when working in the university on coursework
"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
Haiku # 30560, May 15, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by limey
Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!
Haiku # 30559, May 15, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by limey
Haiku # 30558, May 15, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by limey
Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage
Haiku # 30557, May 15, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by A Student of Probably
Tried to find out what
BASTAGE was or meant? Must be
Ignoramus language
Haiku # 30556, May 15, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by Limey
I wanted to be
Anonymous but they wont let me!
Parents were married
Haiku # 30555, May 15, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Limey
I still remember
Queen street, Camel, 8 ball beers.
Bad Haiku was born!
Haiku # 30554, May 15, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
Haiku # 30553, May 15, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.
Haiku # 30552, May 15, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words
Haiku # 30551, May 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of The general feel of the haiku, when spoken, sounded more comfortable with the long vowel sound
you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!
Haiku # 30550, May 15, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 30549, May 15, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Breakfast was a beer
And quite a large sausage roll
Lunch was crisps and milk
Haiku # 30548, May 15, 2003 11:24 am ET
by A Student of GREAT Britain, racist git
O how I laugh now
My expectations didn't quite
Encompass the whole
Haiku # 30547, May 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by A Student of I wasn't actually expecting morons
Brits are a bunch of losers....
Haiku # 30546, May 15, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
Haiku # 30545, May 15, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Student of I am a hockey puck
Why to poor white trash smell like
cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are
Dale Earnhardt fans!! Ha, haahaaaa
Haiku # 30544, May 15, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Student of William Nippress and Dale Nippress
"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!
Haiku # 30543, May 15, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Student of Wiliam Nippress and SF
Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah
Haiku # 30542, May 15, 2003 9:45 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke
Haiku # 30541, May 15, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai
Haiku # 30540, May 15, 2003 9:30 am ET
by ronin@dozoohairikudasai of thedonaldfaganandwalterbeckersteelydanfame
hajime mashite ka
Haiku # 30539, May 15, 2003 9:24 am ET
by ronin@moshimoshiohayogazaimasu
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30538, May 15, 2003 9:22 am ET
by ronin@niceimpersonationtherescotthole
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