Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 339 Days and 72781 Haikus later...

new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above
Haiku # 30565, May 15, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by Boston gal stopping by
in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid
Haiku # 30564, May 15, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (that floating in air thing does impress the chicks)
Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it
Haiku # 30563, May 15, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by Limey
Brits don
Haiku # 30562, May 15, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Limey
My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination
Haiku # 30561, May 15, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Other people find it strange that I have beer when working in the university on coursework
"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Haiku # 30560, May 15, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by limey
Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!
Haiku # 30559, May 15, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by limey
BASTAGE= ONE PART BASTARD
ONE PART HOSTAGE
Haiku # 30558, May 15, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by limey
Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage
Haiku # 30557, May 15, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by A Student of Probably
Tried to find out what
BASTAGE was or meant? Must be
Ignoramus language
Haiku # 30556, May 15, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by Limey
I wanted to be
Anonymous but they wont let me!
Parents were married
Haiku # 30555, May 15, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by Limey
I still remember
Queen street, Camel, 8 ball beers.
Bad Haiku was born!
Haiku # 30554, May 15, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
Haiku # 30553, May 15, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.
Haiku # 30552, May 15, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words
Haiku # 30551, May 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of The general feel of the haiku, when spoken, sounded more comfortable with the long vowel sound
you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!
Haiku # 30550, May 15, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here is your RACIST GIT! YA LIMEY
BASTAGE
Haiku # 30549, May 15, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Breakfast was a beer
And quite a large sausage roll
Lunch was crisps and milk
Haiku # 30548, May 15, 2003 11:24 am ET
by A Student of GREAT Britain, racist git
O how I laugh now
My expectations didn't quite
Encompass the whole
Haiku # 30547, May 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by A Student of I wasn't actually expecting morons
Brits are a bunch of losers....
Haiku # 30546, May 15, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
awesome!
Haiku # 30545, May 15, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Student of I am a hockey puck
Why to poor white trash smell like
cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are
Dale Earnhardt fans!! Ha, haahaaaa
haaaaaa
Haiku # 30544, May 15, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Student of William Nippress and Dale Nippress
"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!
Haiku # 30543, May 15, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Student of Wiliam Nippress and SF
Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah
Haiku # 30542, May 15, 2003 9:45 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke
Haiku # 30541, May 15, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai
Haiku # 30540, May 15, 2003 9:30 am ET
by ronin@dozoohairikudasai of thedonaldfaganandwalterbeckersteelydanfame
.....indiana-san
hajime mashite ka
.....hisashiburi
Haiku # 30539, May 15, 2003 9:24 am ET
by ronin@moshimoshiohayogazaimasu
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30538, May 15, 2003 9:22 am ET
by ronin@niceimpersonationtherescotthole
Bad geography
Homosexuality
Gnawing at his mind
Haiku # 30537, May 15, 2003 8:39 am ET
by A Student of "Mum, what's a location?"
Wait, no, that's not true
Well, when inebriated
Unternarr mit Senf
Haiku # 30536, May 15, 2003 8:36 am ET
by A Student of Möchten Sie meine Schwester saugen. Sie ist neun Jahre alt. Zu alt für dich!
Someone got off the
wrong side of their mother and
father this morning
Haiku # 30535, May 15, 2003 8:34 am ET
by A Student of Yeah, occasionally I drink that budpiss too
Speak English you homo! What the
fuck is, SHITE?? Cant you spell
the word SHIT??? Damn limey
cock sucking idiot!!
Haiku # 30534, May 15, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Student of Student of Student of Student of Blow Job Acadamy of Linconshire or whatever the fuck cockney hole you live in
Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.
Haiku # 30533, May 15, 2003 8:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated
the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust
Haiku # 30532, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by indiana
Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!
Haiku # 30531, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!
Haiku # 30530, May 15, 2003 8:22 am ET
by A Student of William Nippress
I drink Budweiser!
Haiku # 30529, May 15, 2003 8:21 am ET
by A Student of I suck dicks for a living
Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured
Haiku # 30528, May 15, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay
Haiku # 30527, May 15, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad for you brother
Your needs much greater than mine
Feel free if you must
Haiku # 30526, May 15, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
That is not quite true
As I was told yesterday
I began at three
Haiku # 30525, May 15, 2003 3:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30524, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30523, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by W
Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing
Haiku # 30522, May 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot
Haiku # 30521, May 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?
Haiku # 30520, May 15, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach
Haiku # 30519, May 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really
Haiku # 30518, May 15, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself
Haiku # 30517, May 15, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds
Haiku # 30516, May 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
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