Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 22 Days and 74126 Haikus later...

"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!
Haiku # 30543, May 15, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Student of Wiliam Nippress and SF
Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah
Haiku # 30542, May 15, 2003 9:45 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke
Haiku # 30541, May 15, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai
Haiku # 30540, May 15, 2003 9:30 am ET
by ronin@dozoohairikudasai of thedonaldfaganandwalterbeckersteelydanfame
.....indiana-san
hajime mashite ka
.....hisashiburi
Haiku # 30539, May 15, 2003 9:24 am ET
by ronin@moshimoshiohayogazaimasu
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30538, May 15, 2003 9:22 am ET
by ronin@niceimpersonationtherescotthole
Bad geography
Homosexuality
Gnawing at his mind
Haiku # 30537, May 15, 2003 8:39 am ET
by A Student of "Mum, what's a location?"
Wait, no, that's not true
Well, when inebriated
Unternarr mit Senf
Haiku # 30536, May 15, 2003 8:36 am ET
by A Student of Möchten Sie meine Schwester saugen. Sie ist neun Jahre alt. Zu alt für dich!
Someone got off the
wrong side of their mother and
father this morning
Haiku # 30535, May 15, 2003 8:34 am ET
by A Student of Yeah, occasionally I drink that budpiss too
Speak English you homo! What the
fuck is, SHITE?? Cant you spell
the word SHIT??? Damn limey
cock sucking idiot!!
Haiku # 30534, May 15, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Student of Student of Student of Student of Blow Job Acadamy of Linconshire or whatever the fuck cockney hole you live in
Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.
Haiku # 30533, May 15, 2003 8:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated
the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust
Haiku # 30532, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by indiana
Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!
Haiku # 30531, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!
Haiku # 30530, May 15, 2003 8:22 am ET
by A Student of William Nippress
I drink Budweiser!
Haiku # 30529, May 15, 2003 8:21 am ET
by A Student of I suck dicks for a living
Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured
Haiku # 30528, May 15, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay
Haiku # 30527, May 15, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad for you brother
Your needs much greater than mine
Feel free if you must
Haiku # 30526, May 15, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
That is not quite true
As I was told yesterday
I began at three
Haiku # 30525, May 15, 2003 3:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30524, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30523, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by W
Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing
Haiku # 30522, May 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot
Haiku # 30521, May 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?
Haiku # 30520, May 15, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach
Haiku # 30519, May 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really
Haiku # 30518, May 15, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself
Haiku # 30517, May 15, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds
Haiku # 30516, May 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
30470, 30471, 30472, 30472, 30473, 30474, 30503, 30505, not mine
Haiku # 30515, May 15, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
my old dentition
enamel and amalgam
more of the latter
Haiku # 30514, May 15, 2003 2:09 am ET
by ash
hail the fast server
bring me new haiku quickly
make them good and bad
Haiku # 30513, May 15, 2003 2:05 am ET
by ash
A fine Swedish lass
will come to Texas next week
to kick some male ass
Haiku # 30512, May 14, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Annika has game
Sorenstam is her last name
I hope she kicks ass
Haiku # 30511, May 14, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Another newcy!
I find beer all of the time
I am well prepared
Haiku # 30510, May 14, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Being lazy gets you lots of newcies
I looked at my shelf
Three cool bottles of beer there!
This will be quite fun
Haiku # 30509, May 14, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of I'd forgotten about them
Plus two newcy browns
And perhaps other stuff too
But my real beer's gone
Haiku # 30508, May 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of I started with the best cool stuff
You want to drink piss?
Foolish ignorant drinker
Heineken is shite
Haiku # 30507, May 14, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of I have a big bottle of Leffe remaining
Only 3.5 hours
But I still have bottles left
And I shall drink them
Haiku # 30506, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by A Student of Even if I was doing my incredibly important project I wouldn't finish it in time
I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...

H E I N E K E N !!!!!
Haiku # 30505, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink
Haiku # 30504, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by A Student of I told the buddhist only young girls drink alcopops Then the rugby team comes in
Drinking since 6 this evening??
Friggin alkie!! Plus it is only 3:20
pm in the USA (Georg W. sucks)
Haiku # 30503, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
But not the cheap shite
Like Carling or alcopops (sorry, I know it's immoral to even speak of it)
But good beer that's nice
Haiku # 30502, May 14, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by A Student of I do know someone who is allergic to beer so they have to drink alcopops. Still, they should be knocking back straight whiskies
I have been drinking
Since six this evening and I
Can say I like beer
Haiku # 30501, May 14, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by A Student of It's like Mr.T says: beer is good
I pity the fool
Who doesn't like bitter but
Will drink rubbish drinks
Haiku # 30500, May 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foreigners are dumb
Whisky may be very nice
But beer is better
Haiku # 30499, May 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of "I don't like it. It's bitter." Shut up fools
Buddhists are foolish
My buddh' friend doesn't like beer
But he likes Baileys
Haiku # 30498, May 14, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of So I plied him with whiskey and vodka in order to get the fool pissed
An alcoholic?
No, I remember one day
When I drank no beer
Haiku # 30497, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by A Student of This year
Dale Earnhardt is god.....
Haiku # 30496, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by onjaysun
using one's nom de
plume doesn't me make fume but
"I like Creed" = misdeed
Haiku # 30495, May 14, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by onjaysun (we listen to Poison and Whitesnake for our power ballads)
Too many bottles
Take up most of my small room
And they're all empty
Haiku # 30494, May 14, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of I want full bottles
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