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27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...

H E I N E K E N !!!!!
Haiku # 30505, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink
Haiku # 30504, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by A Student of I told the buddhist only young girls drink alcopops Then the rugby team comes in
Drinking since 6 this evening??
Friggin alkie!! Plus it is only 3:20
pm in the USA (Georg W. sucks)
Haiku # 30503, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
But not the cheap shite
Like Carling or alcopops (sorry, I know it's immoral to even speak of it)
But good beer that's nice
Haiku # 30502, May 14, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by A Student of I do know someone who is allergic to beer so they have to drink alcopops. Still, they should be knocking back straight whiskies
I have been drinking
Since six this evening and I
Can say I like beer
Haiku # 30501, May 14, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by A Student of It's like Mr.T says: beer is good
I pity the fool
Who doesn't like bitter but
Will drink rubbish drinks
Haiku # 30500, May 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foreigners are dumb
Whisky may be very nice
But beer is better
Haiku # 30499, May 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of "I don't like it. It's bitter." Shut up fools
Buddhists are foolish
My buddh' friend doesn't like beer
But he likes Baileys
Haiku # 30498, May 14, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of So I plied him with whiskey and vodka in order to get the fool pissed
An alcoholic?
No, I remember one day
When I drank no beer
Haiku # 30497, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by A Student of This year
Dale Earnhardt is god.....
Haiku # 30496, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by onjaysun
using one's nom de
plume doesn't me make fume but
"I like Creed" = misdeed
Haiku # 30495, May 14, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by onjaysun (we listen to Poison and Whitesnake for our power ballads)
Too many bottles
Take up most of my small room
And they're all empty
Haiku # 30494, May 14, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of I want full bottles
Where is the monkey?
It was here, in this small room
But now it has gone
Haiku # 30493, May 14, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
But my beer is good
And my rice, although it's burnt
Which adds to the taste
Haiku # 30492, May 14, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Culinary expertise
Sausages aren't right
Odd, so I check best before
Oh, I'll still eat them
Haiku # 30491, May 14, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of And I lost them in my bag for two days
Haiku wastes my time
I should be working, wait, no
I should be drinking!
Haiku # 30490, May 14, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by A Student of Interesting how a design project causes me to drink more
I went to the zoo
I saw a monkey without legs
In a big wheelchair
Haiku # 30489, May 14, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by A Student of Meaningless and pointless tripe
As he explores her
Jungle canopy he finds
A bit of apple
Haiku # 30488, May 14, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Orange boy scout feels
And touches his mother's breast
She pushes him down
Haiku # 30487, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Obtuse gorilla
Has its legs spread apart at
Quite a large angle
Haiku # 30486, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The man with no head
Fellates the orange boy scout
With his dead fingers
Haiku # 30485, May 14, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The monkey has legs
And a big moustache as well
As a purple hat
Haiku # 30484, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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-../\..-
piTYTiq
Haiku # 30483, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
lOOl
OllO
lOOl
Haiku # 30482, May 14, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by A Student of Patterns
I have a monkey
It has a stick and it pokes
The cleaner with it
Haiku # 30481, May 14, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Maybe I should try
To fill the entire page with
My useless babbling
Haiku # 30480, May 14, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Others' haiku
Was ist es, Narren?
"Wir hab' einen Stuhl gemacht!!"
Es ist gem
Haiku # 30479, May 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Insemination
I could do my coursework but
Hey, I'm a student
Haiku # 30478, May 14, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That haiku down there
It's not mine, which is why my
name is not on it
Haiku # 30477, May 14, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by A Student of You know, the one at the bottom of the page
Komm, meine W
Haiku # 30476, May 14, 2003 11:59 am ET
by A Student of With a little help from Elvis
Elvis is not dead
I talk to him when drinking
He goes to my pub
Haiku # 30475, May 14, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Thankyou, Thankyou very much
Smells like fried food and
cigarettes....must be DALE
EARNHARDT!!!! HAHAHAAAA
Haiku # 30474, May 14, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Elvis is dead already!!!!
Haiku # 30473, May 14, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"DAYYYYLLLLLE IS GAWWWWWD!!!
I CAYNT GO ON NO LONGER WITH
OUT HIM!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Haiku # 30472, May 14, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine
Oh my gawwwwwd!! Dale Earnhardt
is dead!!! The world is in pain and
mourning!! Ha, haaaa...white trash
dirtbag losers!!!! He was a chump
and an alcoholic..thats what ya get
for driving drunk!!
Haiku # 30471, May 14, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine
The Viet Cong know how to
torture the vets....they have the
technique down and should be
well respected for that.
"DAYYYYLLLLLLLE EARNHARRRRDT"
...who by the way was drunk when
he crashed. Not to mention he was
a trailer trash dirtbag just like all
of his fans
Haiku # 30470, May 14, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Best not to comment
Or I
Haiku # 30469, May 14, 2003 10:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Passing strangers laugh
My strange words seem to amuse
Keep churning them out
Haiku # 30468, May 14, 2003 10:07 am ET
by William Nippress
I read submissions
Customary courtesy
Keeping me polite
Haiku # 30467, May 14, 2003 10:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Peanut size Hailstones
Bounce ten feet high in the air
Take shelter in doors
Haiku # 30466, May 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Shadows race black clouds
Lightening strikes show us the scene
Cold rain stings my face
Haiku # 30465, May 14, 2003 9:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Public is too smart
To fall for that now? Aren
Haiku # 30464, May 14, 2003 9:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Interesting though
Those days they could get themselves
Portrayed as heroes
Haiku # 30463, May 14, 2003 9:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Did you mean Nixon?
And his administration
Or just someone else
Haiku # 30462, May 14, 2003 9:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect Viet-Cong
For they repelled the fascists
From the USA
Haiku # 30461, May 14, 2003 9:31 am ET
by A Student of "You're drinking early." There was no milk in the fridge
30457,30458,330459 not mine
Haiku # 30460, May 14, 2003 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect the Viet Cong,
For they tortured our soldiers,
REAL GOOD-LIKE!
Haiku # 30459, May 14, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine, not mine,
mine not, mine not, mine not
none of these poems are mine
i write them all and claim nothing
not mine, not mine
Haiku # 30458, May 14, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
30456, 30457, 30458 not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine
Haiku # 30457, May 14, 2003 8:58 am ET
by William Nippress
auroras dancing
the transit of mercury
all i see is rain
Haiku # 30456, May 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by ash
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