Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 323 Days and 76088 Haiku later...

Did you mean Nixon?
And his administration
Or just someone else
Haiku # 30462, May 14, 2003 9:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect Viet-Cong
For they repelled the fascists
From the USA
Haiku # 30461, May 14, 2003 9:31 am ET
by A Student of "You're drinking early." There was no milk in the fridge
30457,30458,330459 not mine
Haiku # 30460, May 14, 2003 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect the Viet Cong,
For they tortured our soldiers,
REAL GOOD-LIKE!
Haiku # 30459, May 14, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine, not mine,
mine not, mine not, mine not
none of these poems are mine
i write them all and claim nothing
not mine, not mine
Haiku # 30458, May 14, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
30456, 30457, 30458 not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine
Haiku # 30457, May 14, 2003 8:58 am ET
by William Nippress
auroras dancing
the transit of mercury
all i see is rain
Haiku # 30456, May 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by ash
i remain confused
my life is like lift music
going up and down
Haiku # 30455, May 14, 2003 6:27 am ET
by ash
off to therapy
the vacant silence shimmers
reflecting white noise
Haiku # 30454, May 14, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
hold your horses, son
or you won
Haiku # 30453, May 14, 2003 4:46 am ET
by indiana
That was obvious
But the question still remains
Would that stuff be true?
Haiku # 30452, May 14, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of You never heard Saddam say "Hey, I'm an arsehole."
Daddy is that you
You can come home now its safe
Keep the false beard though
Haiku # 30451, May 14, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
30434 ,30443 Not mine
Haiku # 30450, May 14, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
down the marshy land
Haiku # 30449, May 14, 2003 2:30 am ET
by indiana
I lust the paper work girl
i am a jerk off
Renee Lets Fuck
Haiku # 30448, May 13, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Scott Cee of Hicksville
Surf the web all night
my hand is sour
feet are wet
Haiku # 30447, May 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Mr Blue of NYC
I pity the fool
Who writes irrelevant shite
Like you fools have done
Haiku # 30446, May 13, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Alcohol
Summer break come soon
but I will sitting here
typing my brains out
Haiku # 30445, May 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
inspection of property
leasing space in society
can't even pay for privacy
Haiku # 30444, May 13, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of landlord invasion
I am the hippest guy in town.
I wear only the finest pimp gear.
Women love me.
They should, cause I am godlike.
Haiku # 30443, May 13, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
weeds, beeds, seeds, leads, i got
needs, can u bleed, please take
heed, i like the band creed, i have
a friend with last name sneed
Haiku # 30442, May 13, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
WHAZZZAAAAPPPPPP!!!! HOW ALL
MY HOMIES AND PEEPS DOIN??
AIGHT THEN, HOWZ YALL DIGGIN
ON MY BLING BLING??? YEAH
BAYBBEEEEEEEE...ITS DA
BWOMBBBBBBBBB!!!"""
Haiku # 30441, May 13, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
before plane, back in
Baltimore, Aquarium
and sa-weet duck tour
Haiku # 30440, May 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by onjaysun
Washington and Abe
Korean and Albert walked
monumental walk
Haiku # 30439, May 13, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by onjaysun
duck tour, XMen and
another museum, art
this time, didn't get
Haiku # 30438, May 13, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
history...nature
first has gone pc, second
keeps real with dinos
Haiku # 30437, May 13, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
spy museum cool
air and space imax 3-d
walked to the white house
Haiku # 30436, May 13, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (but no one home)
gnome and me back
saw Baltimore lose, almost
made Sportscenter clip
Haiku # 30435, May 13, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF IS BACK, SF IS BACK, SF IS
BACK. LOCK UP YOU SONS,
GRANDFATHERS AND OTHER MALES,
HE GOES THAT WAY YA SEE.
Haiku # 30434, May 13, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Wjilliam Nippress.....the man,
the legend, the comic book hero,
and now........the William Nippress
acton figure!!! Yes, it is fully
poseable and has opposing thumbs!
Get 'em at Walmart and Kmart
while they last!!"
Haiku # 30433, May 13, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by 'ciferin math problems
Oppression of the white man
must stop. We have been held
back too long. The NAAWP is in
effect and will protect our rights
against unfair discrimination..and oh yeah, I want reparations for my
German ancestors who were kicked
out of the coutry by Kaiser Wilhelm
Haiku # 30432, May 13, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Angry White Boy
William Nippress For President
In 2006, "My way or the highway"
Haiku # 30431, May 13, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Bill Nippress Sr.
The needless murder
Perpetrated by the good
Fuels the terrorist
Haiku # 30430, May 13, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by A Student of He started the university's first department and they still have no info about him
"Hi bunny furrrrrrrrrrr!! It's your
awopwane!!!" Lubs you!!!
Haiku # 30429, May 13, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world has come to
a bitter ending. nothing
left for me to love
Haiku # 30428, May 13, 2003 10:01 am ET
by anon of anon
What price will you pay
Your all terrain monster trucks now
When gas $40 gallon
Haiku # 30427, May 13, 2003 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30426, May 13, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask yourself question
Bushes administration
Got to be dumbest
Haiku # 30425, May 13, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask again US
Foreign policy a joke?
What price Israel now
Haiku # 30424, May 13, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Home grown terrorist
Bin Laden is Wahabi
As are most Saudi
Haiku # 30423, May 13, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Iran and Saudi
Shehite and wahaby close
United dangerous
Haiku # 30422, May 13, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Saudi will become
Biggest fundamentalist
US lost the war
Haiku # 30421, May 13, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
All the rulers
Haiku # 30420, May 13, 2003 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Losing control fast
US troops out of Saudi
Whose oil will they take
Haiku # 30419, May 13, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Fight hard all you want
Immovable beaurocrats
The real enemy
Haiku # 30418, May 13, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All bets are off now
As we grapple with the state
No mind of its own
Haiku # 30417, May 13, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Lost in the morass
Life can be all consuming
Chaos follows close
Haiku # 30416, May 13, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The intensity
My emotions whirl in joy
Pick the meat off bones
Haiku # 30415, May 13, 2003 3:50 am ET
by sexually frustrated
House fire bodies smell
Barbequed pork chops smell swell
Cannibalism?
Haiku # 30414, May 13, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
It has gone now all dried up
Fuji is no more
Haiku # 30413, May 13, 2003 3:37 am ET
by ronin
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