Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
off to therapy
the vacant silence shimmers
reflecting white noise
Haiku # 30454 May 14, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
hold your horses, son
or you won
Haiku # 30453 May 14, 2003 4:46 am ET
by indiana
That was obvious
But the question still remains
Would that stuff be true?
Haiku # 30452 May 14, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of You never heard Saddam say "Hey, I'm an arsehole."
Daddy is that you
You can come home now its safe
Keep the false beard though
Haiku # 30451 May 14, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
30434 ,30443 Not mine
Haiku # 30450 May 14, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
down the marshy land
Haiku # 30449 May 14, 2003 2:30 am ET
by indiana
I lust the paper work girl
i am a jerk off
Renee Lets Fuck
Haiku # 30448 May 13, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Scott Cee of Hicksville
Surf the web all night
my hand is sour
feet are wet
Haiku # 30447 May 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Mr Blue of NYC
I pity the fool
Who writes irrelevant shite
Like you fools have done
Haiku # 30446 May 13, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Alcohol
Summer break come soon
but I will sitting here
typing my brains out
Haiku # 30445 May 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
inspection of property
leasing space in society
can't even pay for privacy
Haiku # 30444 May 13, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of landlord invasion
I am the hippest guy in town.
I wear only the finest pimp gear.
Women love me.
They should, cause I am godlike.
Haiku # 30443 May 13, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
weeds, beeds, seeds, leads, i got
needs, can u bleed, please take
heed, i like the band creed, i have
a friend with last name sneed
Haiku # 30442 May 13, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
WHAZZZAAAAPPPPPP!!!! HOW ALL
MY HOMIES AND PEEPS DOIN??
AIGHT THEN, HOWZ YALL DIGGIN
ON MY BLING BLING??? YEAH
BAYBBEEEEEEEE...ITS DA
BWOMBBBBBBBBB!!!"""
Haiku # 30441 May 13, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
before plane, back in
Baltimore, Aquarium
and sa-weet duck tour
Haiku # 30440 May 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by onjaysun
Washington and Abe
Korean and Albert walked
monumental walk
Haiku # 30439 May 13, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by onjaysun
duck tour, XMen and
another museum, art
this time, didn't get
Haiku # 30438 May 13, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
history...nature
first has gone pc, second
keeps real with dinos
Haiku # 30437 May 13, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
spy museum cool
air and space imax 3-d
walked to the white house
Haiku # 30436 May 13, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (but no one home)
gnome and me back
saw Baltimore lose, almost
made Sportscenter clip
Haiku # 30435 May 13, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF IS BACK, SF IS BACK, SF IS
BACK. LOCK UP YOU SONS,
GRANDFATHERS AND OTHER MALES,
HE GOES THAT WAY YA SEE.
Haiku # 30434 May 13, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Wjilliam Nippress.....the man,
the legend, the comic book hero,
and now........the William Nippress
acton figure!!! Yes, it is fully
poseable and has opposing thumbs!
Get 'em at Walmart and Kmart
while they last!!"
Haiku # 30433 May 13, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by 'ciferin math problems
Oppression of the white man
must stop. We have been held
back too long. The NAAWP is in
effect and will protect our rights
against unfair discrimination..and oh yeah, I want reparations for my
German ancestors who were kicked
out of the coutry by Kaiser Wilhelm
Haiku # 30432 May 13, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Angry White Boy
William Nippress For President
In 2006, "My way or the highway"
Haiku # 30431 May 13, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Bill Nippress Sr.
The needless murder
Perpetrated by the good
Fuels the terrorist
Haiku # 30430 May 13, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by A Student of He started the university's first department and they still have no info about him
"Hi bunny furrrrrrrrrrr!! It's your
awopwane!!!" Lubs you!!!
Haiku # 30429 May 13, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world has come to
a bitter ending. nothing
left for me to love
Haiku # 30428 May 13, 2003 10:01 am ET
by anon of anon
What price will you pay
Your all terrain monster trucks now
When gas $40 gallon
Haiku # 30427 May 13, 2003 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30426 May 13, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask yourself question
Bushes administration
Got to be dumbest
Haiku # 30425 May 13, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask again US
Foreign policy a joke?
What price Israel now
Haiku # 30424 May 13, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Home grown terrorist
Bin Laden is Wahabi
As are most Saudi
Haiku # 30423 May 13, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Iran and Saudi
Shehite and wahaby close
United dangerous
Haiku # 30422 May 13, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Saudi will become
Biggest fundamentalist
US lost the war
Haiku # 30421 May 13, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
All the rulers
Haiku # 30420 May 13, 2003 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Losing control fast
US troops out of Saudi
Whose oil will they take
Haiku # 30419 May 13, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Fight hard all you want
Immovable beaurocrats
The real enemy
Haiku # 30418 May 13, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All bets are off now
As we grapple with the state
No mind of its own
Haiku # 30417 May 13, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Lost in the morass
Life can be all consuming
Chaos follows close
Haiku # 30416 May 13, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The intensity
My emotions whirl in joy
Pick the meat off bones
Haiku # 30415 May 13, 2003 3:50 am ET
by sexually frustrated
House fire bodies smell
Barbequed pork chops smell swell
Cannibalism?
Haiku # 30414 May 13, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
It has gone now all dried up
Fuji is no more
Haiku # 30413 May 13, 2003 3:37 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
now the sea is just dead calm
Fuji dug up flat
Haiku # 30412 May 13, 2003 3:36 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
no one left alive all drowned
Mount Fuji still there
Haiku # 30411 May 13, 2003 3:33 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji does not care
Haiku # 30410 May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen kneel down and pray
Mount Fuji too far
Haiku # 30409 May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji shows the way
Haiku # 30408 May 13, 2003 3:26 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Navy blue waves streaked with white
Mount Fuji snowcapped
Haiku # 30407 May 13, 2003 3:22 am ET
by ronin
Disorderly birth
Loud noises, colors, chaos
Crashing into life
Haiku # 30406 May 13, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
Deep blue waves speckled with white
Mount Fuji steadfast
Haiku # 30405 May 13, 2003 3:14 am ET
by Ronin
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