Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 18 Days and 76191 Haiku later...

spy museum cool
air and space imax 3-d
walked to the white house
Haiku # 30436, May 13, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (but no one home)
gnome and me back
saw Baltimore lose, almost
made Sportscenter clip
Haiku # 30435, May 13, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF IS BACK, SF IS BACK, SF IS
BACK. LOCK UP YOU SONS,
GRANDFATHERS AND OTHER MALES,
HE GOES THAT WAY YA SEE.
Haiku # 30434, May 13, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Wjilliam Nippress.....the man,
the legend, the comic book hero,
and now........the William Nippress
acton figure!!! Yes, it is fully
poseable and has opposing thumbs!
Get 'em at Walmart and Kmart
while they last!!"
Haiku # 30433, May 13, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by 'ciferin math problems
Oppression of the white man
must stop. We have been held
back too long. The NAAWP is in
effect and will protect our rights
against unfair discrimination..and oh yeah, I want reparations for my
German ancestors who were kicked
out of the coutry by Kaiser Wilhelm
Haiku # 30432, May 13, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Angry White Boy
William Nippress For President
In 2006, "My way or the highway"
Haiku # 30431, May 13, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Bill Nippress Sr.
The needless murder
Perpetrated by the good
Fuels the terrorist
Haiku # 30430, May 13, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by A Student of He started the university's first department and they still have no info about him
"Hi bunny furrrrrrrrrrr!! It's your
awopwane!!!" Lubs you!!!
Haiku # 30429, May 13, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world has come to
a bitter ending. nothing
left for me to love
Haiku # 30428, May 13, 2003 10:01 am ET
by anon of anon
What price will you pay
Your all terrain monster trucks now
When gas $40 gallon
Haiku # 30427, May 13, 2003 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30426, May 13, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask yourself question
Bushes administration
Got to be dumbest
Haiku # 30425, May 13, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Ask again US
Foreign policy a joke?
What price Israel now
Haiku # 30424, May 13, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Home grown terrorist
Bin Laden is Wahabi
As are most Saudi
Haiku # 30423, May 13, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Iran and Saudi
Shehite and wahaby close
United dangerous
Haiku # 30422, May 13, 2003 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Saudi will become
Biggest fundamentalist
US lost the war
Haiku # 30421, May 13, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
All the rulers
Haiku # 30420, May 13, 2003 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Losing control fast
US troops out of Saudi
Whose oil will they take
Haiku # 30419, May 13, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Fight hard all you want
Immovable beaurocrats
The real enemy
Haiku # 30418, May 13, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All bets are off now
As we grapple with the state
No mind of its own
Haiku # 30417, May 13, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Lost in the morass
Life can be all consuming
Chaos follows close
Haiku # 30416, May 13, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The intensity
My emotions whirl in joy
Pick the meat off bones
Haiku # 30415, May 13, 2003 3:50 am ET
by sexually frustrated
House fire bodies smell
Barbequed pork chops smell swell
Cannibalism?
Haiku # 30414, May 13, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
It has gone now all dried up
Fuji is no more
Haiku # 30413, May 13, 2003 3:37 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
now the sea is just dead calm
Fuji dug up flat
Haiku # 30412, May 13, 2003 3:36 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
no one left alive all drowned
Mount Fuji still there
Haiku # 30411, May 13, 2003 3:33 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji does not care
Haiku # 30410, May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen kneel down and pray
Mount Fuji too far
Haiku # 30409, May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji shows the way
Haiku # 30408, May 13, 2003 3:26 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Navy blue waves streaked with white
Mount Fuji snowcapped
Haiku # 30407, May 13, 2003 3:22 am ET
by ronin
Disorderly birth
Loud noises, colors, chaos
Crashing into life
Haiku # 30406, May 13, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
Deep blue waves speckled with white
Mount Fuji steadfast
Haiku # 30405, May 13, 2003 3:14 am ET
by Ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in bright crystals
..........mount fuji in white
.
.
..(indiana is that you, old buddy)
Haiku # 30404, May 12, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ronin
A school of goldfish
swim in cool, muddy water.
A golden convoy.
Haiku # 30403, May 12, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Dave Kellogg of Louisiana
fuck fuckity fuck
fucking fucked fucks fuck fucker
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Haiku # 30402, May 12, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys have jobs too
Look at the republican
Party: sub-monkeys
Haiku # 30401, May 12, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Then again, the democrats aren't, well, better at all
I was looking too
but found I was too busy
no time for working
Haiku # 30400, May 12, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by mellie
looking for a job
independently wealthy
that must be the life...
Haiku # 30399, May 12, 2003 10:58 am ET
by tiger of vegas
les moments ennuyant
rien ne remue l'esprit de cette
chambre froide sombre
Haiku # 30398, May 12, 2003 10:40 am ET
by indiana
for quite a long while
sitting on top of the hill
as the river flowed
Haiku # 30397, May 12, 2003 10:25 am ET
by indiana
A cool green morning
Clouds passing hiding the sun
Green hills claim my gaze
Haiku # 30396, May 12, 2003 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
A cool green morning
Clouds pass by sun hides from view
Hills still look stunning
Haiku # 30395, May 12, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Slaves to our gonads
We go where our penis points
That
Haiku # 30394, May 12, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
sold my soul down there
at those crossroads maybe so
again maybe not
Haiku # 30393, May 12, 2003 3:09 am ET
by mellie
down at the crossroads
maybe I sold my sould there
maybe I didn't
Haiku # 30392, May 12, 2003 3:06 am ET
by mellie
Urged to copulate
Fall in love/lust all the time
Like bees on flowers
Haiku # 30391, May 12, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Us men are stupid
Real suckers for punishment
Why do we do it?
Haiku # 30390, May 12, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wrapped in cotton wool
We protect ourselves from love
Then see pretty girl
Haiku # 30389, May 12, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Love! Hurts falling in
Hurts even more falling out
Why so dam painful
Haiku # 30388, May 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress

quite familiar name
still casting the same old spell
on little hansel
Haiku # 30387, May 11, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by indiana
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