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Endless sea of blue
now the sea is just dead calm
Fuji dug up flat
Haiku # 30412 May 13, 2003 3:36 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
no one left alive all drowned
Mount Fuji still there
Haiku # 30411 May 13, 2003 3:33 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji does not care
Haiku # 30410 May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen kneel down and pray
Mount Fuji too far
Haiku # 30409 May 13, 2003 3:31 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Fishermen in fear for lives
Fuji shows the way
Haiku # 30408 May 13, 2003 3:26 am ET
by ronin
Endless sea of blue
Navy blue waves streaked with white
Mount Fuji snowcapped
Haiku # 30407 May 13, 2003 3:22 am ET
by ronin
Disorderly birth
Loud noises, colors, chaos
Crashing into life
Haiku # 30406 May 13, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Endless sea of blue
Deep blue waves speckled with white
Mount Fuji steadfast
Haiku # 30405 May 13, 2003 3:14 am ET
by Ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in bright crystals
..........mount fuji in white
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..(indiana is that you, old buddy)
Haiku # 30404 May 12, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ronin
A school of goldfish
swim in cool, muddy water.
A golden convoy.
Haiku # 30403 May 12, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Dave Kellogg of Louisiana
fuck fuckity fuck
fucking fucked fucks fuck fucker
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Haiku # 30402 May 12, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys have jobs too
Look at the republican
Party: sub-monkeys
Haiku # 30401 May 12, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Then again, the democrats aren't, well, better at all
I was looking too
but found I was too busy
no time for working
Haiku # 30400 May 12, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by mellie
looking for a job
independently wealthy
that must be the life...
Haiku # 30399 May 12, 2003 10:58 am ET
by tiger of vegas
les moments ennuyant
rien ne remue l'esprit de cette
chambre froide sombre
Haiku # 30398 May 12, 2003 10:40 am ET
by indiana
for quite a long while
sitting on top of the hill
as the river flowed
Haiku # 30397 May 12, 2003 10:25 am ET
by indiana
A cool green morning
Clouds passing hiding the sun
Green hills claim my gaze
Haiku # 30396 May 12, 2003 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
A cool green morning
Clouds pass by sun hides from view
Hills still look stunning
Haiku # 30395 May 12, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Slaves to our gonads
We go where our penis points
That
Haiku # 30394 May 12, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
sold my soul down there
at those crossroads maybe so
again maybe not
Haiku # 30393 May 12, 2003 3:09 am ET
by mellie
down at the crossroads
maybe I sold my sould there
maybe I didn't
Haiku # 30392 May 12, 2003 3:06 am ET
by mellie
Urged to copulate
Fall in love/lust all the time
Like bees on flowers
Haiku # 30391 May 12, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Us men are stupid
Real suckers for punishment
Why do we do it?
Haiku # 30390 May 12, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wrapped in cotton wool
We protect ourselves from love
Then see pretty girl
Haiku # 30389 May 12, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Love! Hurts falling in
Hurts even more falling out
Why so dam painful
Haiku # 30388 May 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress

quite familiar name
still casting the same old spell
on little hansel
Haiku # 30387 May 11, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by indiana
6 years and the memory has faded
I miss what we had but not you
young love, so intense so fragile
Haiku # 30386 May 11, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by searle of unable to find fresh inspiration
when i look at you i feel nothing
you look at me and cant see
worlds apart we keep passing
Haiku # 30385 May 11, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by searle of strolling through life
crossroads of chance
decisions based on past experience
am i moving forward
Haiku # 30384 May 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by searle of pondering the future
Personal discovery yesterday
I like low class women
I wonder why
Haiku # 30383 May 11, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of trying to make sense of himself
An aubergine cloud
Laughs mockingly toward me
I flee for my life
Haiku # 30382 May 11, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by A Student of Zwölf Tausend Blaues Hunde mit Senf, Narren
for better or worse
was going for whole page then
I thought I should stop
Haiku # 30381 May 11, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by mellie
too tired to count
I must hit hay not submit
grandma has a cot
Haiku # 30380 May 11, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
Erika misses him
she took him to germany
from australia
Haiku # 30379 May 11, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by mellie, and now he is completely dead :-(
I miss you Betty
come back with your sweet poems
I miss Sheena too
Haiku # 30378 May 11, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
she wrote me thus:
he sat on the chair and sneezed
then died completely
Haiku # 30377 May 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by mellie, she wrote it on a pretty easter card :-)
we might all be mad
mad as hell if the cat sneezed
then dies completely
Haiku # 30376 May 11, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by mellie, meine friend was sad and mad with grief
you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us
Haiku # 30375 May 11, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by mellie
Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig
Haiku # 30374 May 11, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by mellie, my german friend had a cat that fell of a chair completely dead
sweet metered madness
still rings in one
Haiku # 30373 May 11, 2003 9:41 am ET
by indiana
Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals
Haiku # 30372 May 11, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30371 May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestupfen
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30370 May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestoßen
A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence
Haiku # 30369 May 11, 2003 6:28 am ET
by A Student of Niederstupfen
Setting yourself up
It
Haiku # 30368 May 11, 2003 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment
Haiku # 30367 May 11, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged
Haiku # 30366 May 11, 2003 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead
Haiku # 30365 May 11, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out
Haiku # 30364 May 11, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow
Haiku # 30363 May 11, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
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