Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 83 Days and 76279 Haiku later...

you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us
Haiku # 30375, May 11, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by mellie
Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig
Haiku # 30374, May 11, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by mellie, my german friend had a cat that fell of a chair completely dead
sweet metered madness
still rings in one
Haiku # 30373, May 11, 2003 9:41 am ET
by indiana
Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals
Haiku # 30372, May 11, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30371, May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestupfen
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30370, May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestoßen
A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence
Haiku # 30369, May 11, 2003 6:28 am ET
by A Student of Niederstupfen
Setting yourself up
It
Haiku # 30368, May 11, 2003 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment
Haiku # 30367, May 11, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged
Haiku # 30366, May 11, 2003 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead
Haiku # 30365, May 11, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out
Haiku # 30364, May 11, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow
Haiku # 30363, May 11, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap
Haiku # 30362, May 11, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death
Haiku # 30361, May 11, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I can
Haiku # 30360, May 11, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting
Haiku # 30359, May 11, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he
Haiku # 30358, May 11, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?
Haiku # 30357, May 11, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)
Haiku # 30356, May 11, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad
Haiku # 30355, May 10, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so unique
a true individual
like everyone else
Haiku # 30354, May 10, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?
Haiku # 30353, May 10, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Kinder gestoßen
Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man
Haiku # 30352, May 10, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
He cocks his leg, pee
Haiku # 30351, May 10, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people
Haiku # 30350, May 10, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges
Haiku # 30349, May 10, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents
Haiku # 30348, May 10, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
You
Haiku # 30347, May 10, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business
Haiku # 30346, May 10, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese
Haiku # 30345, May 10, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku
Haiku # 30344, May 10, 2003 9:31 am ET
by ash
it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?
Haiku # 30343, May 10, 2003 6:25 am ET
by mellie
Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler
Haiku # 30342, May 10, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices
Haiku # 30341, May 10, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains
Haiku # 30340, May 10, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There
Haiku # 30339, May 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless
Haiku # 30338, May 10, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?
Haiku # 30337, May 10, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention
Haiku # 30336, May 10, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer
Haiku # 30335, May 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed
Haiku # 30334, May 10, 2003 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30333, May 10, 2003 12:39 am ET
by ronin@ithinkigotit
.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast
Haiku # 30332, May 10, 2003 12:33 am ET
by ronin of zipmeupscottiepzzztpzzzt
Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there
Haiku # 30331, May 9, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by searle of questionable sanity
a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it
Haiku # 30330, May 9, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by mellie, wanting....ahhhh
lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock
Haiku # 30329, May 9, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by mellie
nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming
Haiku # 30328, May 9, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by mellie, how do they know I want a lager one ?
Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.
Haiku # 30327, May 9, 2003 6:44 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication
Haiku # 30326, May 9, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
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