Bad Haiku
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Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis
Haiku # 30325, May 9, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where
Haiku # 30324, May 9, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who
Haiku # 30323, May 9, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know
Haiku # 30322, May 9, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You
Haiku # 30321, May 9, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules
Haiku # 30320, May 9, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom
Haiku # 30319, May 9, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away

Haiku # 30318, May 9, 2003 2:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize
Haiku # 30317, May 9, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana
Haiku # 30316, May 9, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish
Haiku # 30315, May 9, 2003 11:47 am ET
by A Student of Don't mock people who copy, your work may take a lot of brain power to figure out
Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
Haiku # 30314, May 9, 2003 11:46 am ET
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
Haiku # 30313, May 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
Haiku # 30312, May 9, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Haiku # 30311, May 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30310, May 9, 2003 10:21 am ET
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
Haiku # 30309, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
Haiku # 30308, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
Haiku # 30307, May 9, 2003 9:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Didn
Haiku # 30306, May 9, 2003 9:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
Haiku # 30305, May 9, 2003 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
Haiku # 30304, May 9, 2003 4:54 am ET
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
Haiku # 30303, May 9, 2003 4:26 am ET
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
Haiku # 30302, May 9, 2003 4:23 am ET
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
Haiku # 30301, May 9, 2003 4:02 am ET
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
Haiku # 30300, May 9, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
Haiku # 30299, May 9, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
Haiku # 30298, May 9, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
Haiku # 30297, May 9, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
Haiku # 30296, May 9, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
Haiku # 30295, May 9, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
Haiku # 30294, May 9, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
Haiku # 30293, May 9, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
Haiku # 30292, May 8, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
Haiku # 30291, May 8, 2003 6:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
Haiku # 30290, May 8, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
Haiku # 30289, May 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30288, May 8, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
Haiku # 30287, May 8, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
Haiku # 30286, May 8, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
Haiku # 30285, May 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
Haiku # 30284, May 8, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
Haiku # 30283, May 8, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
Haiku # 30282, May 8, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
Haiku # 30281, May 8, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
Haiku # 30280, May 8, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
Haiku # 30279, May 8, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
Haiku # 30278, May 8, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
Haiku # 30277, May 8, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
Haiku # 30276, May 8, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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