Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 156 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
Haiku # 30304, May 9, 2003 4:54 am ET
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
Haiku # 30303, May 9, 2003 4:26 am ET
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
Haiku # 30302, May 9, 2003 4:23 am ET
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
Haiku # 30301, May 9, 2003 4:02 am ET
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
Haiku # 30300, May 9, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
Haiku # 30299, May 9, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
Haiku # 30298, May 9, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
Haiku # 30297, May 9, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
Haiku # 30296, May 9, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
Haiku # 30295, May 9, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
Haiku # 30294, May 9, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
Haiku # 30293, May 9, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
Haiku # 30292, May 8, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
Haiku # 30291, May 8, 2003 6:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
Haiku # 30290, May 8, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
Haiku # 30289, May 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30288, May 8, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
Haiku # 30287, May 8, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
Haiku # 30286, May 8, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
Haiku # 30285, May 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
Haiku # 30284, May 8, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
Haiku # 30283, May 8, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
Haiku # 30282, May 8, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
Haiku # 30281, May 8, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
Haiku # 30280, May 8, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
Haiku # 30279, May 8, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
Haiku # 30278, May 8, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
Haiku # 30277, May 8, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
Haiku # 30276, May 8, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
Haiku # 30275, May 8, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
Haiku # 30274, May 8, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
Haiku # 30273, May 8, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Haiku # 30272, May 8, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
Haiku # 30271, May 8, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
Haiku # 30270, May 8, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
Haiku # 30269, May 8, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
Haiku # 30268, May 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
Haiku # 30267, May 8, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
Haiku # 30266, May 8, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
Haiku # 30265, May 8, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by amnan of compton, ca
sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got
Haiku # 30264, May 8, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You all suck....get out of
my web site!!
Haiku # 30263, May 8, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.
Haiku # 30262, May 8, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
Haiku # 30261, May 8, 2003 1:15 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
Haiku # 30260, May 8, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
Haiku # 30259, May 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
Haiku # 30258, May 8, 2003 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
Haiku # 30257, May 8, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
Haiku # 30256, May 8, 2003 6:50 am ET
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
Haiku # 30255, May 8, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
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