Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 222 Days and 77145 Haiku later...

Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
Haiku # 30286, May 8, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
Haiku # 30285, May 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
Haiku # 30284, May 8, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
Haiku # 30283, May 8, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
Haiku # 30282, May 8, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
Haiku # 30281, May 8, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
Haiku # 30280, May 8, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
Haiku # 30279, May 8, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
Haiku # 30278, May 8, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
Haiku # 30277, May 8, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
Haiku # 30276, May 8, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
Haiku # 30275, May 8, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
Haiku # 30274, May 8, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
Haiku # 30273, May 8, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Haiku # 30272, May 8, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
Haiku # 30271, May 8, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
Haiku # 30270, May 8, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
Haiku # 30269, May 8, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
Haiku # 30268, May 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
Haiku # 30267, May 8, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
Haiku # 30266, May 8, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
Haiku # 30265, May 8, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by amnan of compton, ca
sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got
Haiku # 30264, May 8, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You all suck....get out of
my web site!!
Haiku # 30263, May 8, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.
Haiku # 30262, May 8, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
Haiku # 30261, May 8, 2003 1:15 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
Haiku # 30260, May 8, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
Haiku # 30259, May 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
Haiku # 30258, May 8, 2003 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
Haiku # 30257, May 8, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
Haiku # 30256, May 8, 2003 6:50 am ET
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
Haiku # 30255, May 8, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
how does a troll sign out of here?
Haiku # 30254, May 8, 2003 5:39 am ET
by ronin of trollforestwithscottandAP
If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it
Haiku # 30253, May 8, 2003 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red
Haiku # 30252, May 8, 2003 5:32 am ET
by ronin of ahem
.......quite incisive there
with your razor-sharp wisdom
.........and experience
Haiku # 30251, May 8, 2003 5:27 am ET
by ronin of dasveltanschaung
.........ocean in azure
with crystal waves shimmering
...burning one's red back
Haiku # 30250, May 8, 2003 5:24 am ET
by ronin of notquiterightthere
Now you have your bench-
Mark, go for it. You have the
time to perfect you!
Haiku # 30249, May 8, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Judge yourself by him
Are you going to be same,
better or worse than
Haiku # 30248, May 8, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Remember that fool
Your old man! He went through the
same thing as you are
Haiku # 30247, May 8, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Face each life problem
Head on, seek council but find
a way. Grow some strength
Haiku # 30246, May 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30245, May 8, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30244, May 8, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Making your own way
in the world is hard very hard
but do it you must
Haiku # 30243, May 8, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30242, May 8, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Welcome to real world
GM it doesn
Haiku # 30241, May 8, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Proactivity
the way to be happy
no force vs. force
Haiku # 30240, May 8, 2003 12:19 am ET
by gm
need release from this
haiku helps a bit, but i'm
still trapped inside it
Haiku # 30239, May 8, 2003 12:13 am ET
by gm
Spamming with haiku
GM posts a lot of crap
Need attention, much?
Haiku # 30238, May 8, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
have this one friend who
knows not of my emotions
what is a friendship?
Haiku # 30237, May 8, 2003 12:10 am ET
by gm
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