I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
by amnan of compton, ca
sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got
by Anonymous Poet
You all suck....get out of
my web site!!
by Anonymous Poet
A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
by William Nippress
how does a troll sign out of here?
by ronin of trollforestwithscottandAP
If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it
by William Nippress
.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red
by ronin of ahem
.......quite incisive there
with your razor-sharp wisdom
.........and experience
by ronin of dasveltanschaung
.........ocean in azure
with crystal waves shimmering
...burning one's red back
by ronin of notquiterightthere
Now you have your bench-
Mark, go for it. You have the
time to perfect you!
by William Nippress
Judge yourself by him
Are you going to be same,
better or worse than
by William Nippress
Remember that fool
Your old man! He went through the
same thing as you are
by William Nippress
Face each life problem
Head on, seek council but find
a way. Grow some strength
by William Nippress
Making your own way
in the world is hard very hard
but do it you must
by William Nippress
Welcome to real world
GM it doesn
by William Nippress
Proactivity
the way to be happy
no force vs. force
by gm
need release from this
haiku helps a bit, but i'm
still trapped inside it
by gm
Spamming with haiku
GM posts a lot of crap
Need attention, much?
by Anonymous Poet
have this one friend who
knows not of my emotions
what is a friendship?
by gm
relatively, I
have a good life, so why then
am i unhappy
by gm
Your mom is a whore
Her tricks lack the spice of youth
She barely makes rent
by Your mom
getting frantic, as
it gets later and later
can't get through to her
by gm
frustration, anger
what did i do to deserve
the nice things i have
by gm
don't know who i am
what i like, what i need, wish
someone could tell me
by gm
