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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 77 Days and 78053 Haiku later...
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
Haiku # 30261 May 8, 2003 1:15 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
Haiku # 30260 May 8, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
Haiku # 30259 May 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
Haiku # 30258 May 8, 2003 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
Haiku # 30257 May 8, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
Haiku # 30256 May 8, 2003 6:50 am ET
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
Haiku # 30255 May 8, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
how does a troll sign out of here?
Haiku # 30254 May 8, 2003 5:39 am ET
by ronin of trollforestwithscottandAP
If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it
Haiku # 30253 May 8, 2003 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red
Haiku # 30252 May 8, 2003 5:32 am ET
by ronin of ahem
.......quite incisive there
with your razor-sharp wisdom
.........and experience
Haiku # 30251 May 8, 2003 5:27 am ET
by ronin of dasveltanschaung
.........ocean in azure
with crystal waves shimmering
...burning one's red back
Haiku # 30250 May 8, 2003 5:24 am ET
by ronin of notquiterightthere
Now you have your bench-
Mark, go for it. You have the
time to perfect you!
Haiku # 30249 May 8, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Judge yourself by him
Are you going to be same,
better or worse than
Haiku # 30248 May 8, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Remember that fool
Your old man! He went through the
same thing as you are
Haiku # 30247 May 8, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Face each life problem
Head on, seek council but find
a way. Grow some strength
Haiku # 30246 May 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30245 May 8, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30244 May 8, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Making your own way
in the world is hard very hard
but do it you must
Haiku # 30243 May 8, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30242 May 8, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Welcome to real world
GM it doesn
Haiku # 30241 May 8, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Proactivity
the way to be happy
no force vs. force
Haiku # 30240 May 8, 2003 12:19 am ET
by gm
need release from this
haiku helps a bit, but i'm
still trapped inside it
Haiku # 30239 May 8, 2003 12:13 am ET
by gm
Spamming with haiku
GM posts a lot of crap
Need attention, much?
Haiku # 30238 May 8, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
have this one friend who
knows not of my emotions
what is a friendship?
Haiku # 30237 May 8, 2003 12:10 am ET
by gm
relatively, I
have a good life, so why then
am i unhappy
Haiku # 30236 May 8, 2003 12:08 am ET
by gm
Your mom is a whore
Her tricks lack the spice of youth
She barely makes rent
Haiku # 30235 May 8, 2003 12:08 am ET
by Your mom
getting frantic, as
it gets later and later
can't get through to her
Haiku # 30234 May 8, 2003 12:06 am ET
by gm
frustration, anger
what did i do to deserve
the nice things i have
Haiku # 30233 May 8, 2003 12:05 am ET
by gm
don't know who i am
what i like, what i need, wish
someone could tell me
Haiku # 30232 May 7, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by gm
I am pendulum
Blame self, blame world, blame self
Always back and forth
Haiku # 30231 May 7, 2003 11:56 pm ET
by gm
Girl problems. Heh
I swear i was here before
A long time ago
Haiku # 30230 May 7, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by gm
angry music plays
it's not the lyrics I dig
it's the emotion
Haiku # 30229 May 7, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by gm
Banging head on wall
Can't figure out what is wrong
I come full circle
Haiku # 30228 May 7, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by gm
Misunderstood. But
is it my doing, or theirs?
Could use a good friend.
Haiku # 30227 May 7, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by gm
Beware, apprentice,
The Dark Side is seductive
Consume you, it will
Haiku # 30226 May 7, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Korzak of Far, far away.
chemistry teacher
is a nazi, but it is
all for my own good
Haiku # 30225 May 7, 2003 11:47 pm ET
by gm
It is not death that humans fear
It is the way they are going to die
That fills them with regret
Haiku # 30224 May 7, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of California
Just the other day
I heard a frenchman say "Singe."
Walking down the street
Haiku # 30223 May 7, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by A Student of Tu est une Singe, fou!
I just got a prize
But only because they chose
To give out four things
Haiku # 30222 May 7, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by A Student of Usually it's three and I'm a huge way away
Problem family:
The young boy slept with his step
mother and father
Haiku # 30221 May 7, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by A Student of Make of it what you will
life is but a dream,
which, upon awakening,
cannot be recalled.
Haiku # 30220 May 7, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by chris of america
I drag my mind out
of the gutter. With measured
concentration write
something good and clean
something worthy of my self
bugger, fuck, bum, tit
Haiku # 30219 May 7, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexualy frustrated
virgin hips swaying
a plump and durable ass
she was built to fuck
Haiku # 30218 May 7, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Gilded green beech woods
Sapphire bells rich as Rajas
Sea of wood bluebells
Haiku # 30217 May 7, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ocean blue sea gems
Long bands of blue beneath hedge
though far from the sea
Haiku # 30216 May 7, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
i release my hate
pissing all over the tile
of public restrooms
Haiku # 30215 May 7, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the life of a chef
the ones who want extra sauce
i cum on their food
Haiku # 30214 May 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a crying infant
echoing from a dumpster
i keep on walking
Haiku # 30213 May 7, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with stunning good looks
a latent evil concealed
i shall fool them all
Haiku # 30212 May 7, 2003 2:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated